School Story:
Oh, so many! Just a few that come to mind:
1) Clay fight in ceramics class! Followed by detention with Mr. Walker -- HOLLA!!
2) Always being picked last in PE class for ANY team sport/game. I think a blind person without legs or arms would have been chosen before me, especially at softball. Whatever, I look good!
3) 6th grade: I somehow got signed up to participate in VANAS for the shotput event. The HELL!?!? So I faked a stomach ache and promptly had my mom pick me up and drive my ass home.
4) I always loved the school dances where a Proyecto Uno song (usually "El Tiburon") would be interrupted so someone could get on the microphone and say, "So and so, your parents are here to pick you up." That was definitely a "down the hill" walk of shame.
5) I don't know about the rest of y'all, but in 9th grade the "trend" in my class (Class of 2000) was to eat jars of baby food in homeroom (or whatever it was called... advising block??)
