Cool Myspace Generators

1.   The Class of 1989 still rules!

2.    Because you’re never too cool for your high school friends (uh…we know how cool you’re not).

3.    Your kids are tired of hearing your old stories and you want to relive them with someone who actually cares.

4.    Because you promised to K.I.T.

5.    Ummm…who else is gonna fill in the blanks to your slipping memory?

6.    If we get a good turnout, we’re gonna take a group picture in the form of an “89”

7.    You can legally drink alcohol with your high school friends.

8.    Because you still have a crush on...

9.    If you don’t show up, we’ll assume you still have a mullet.

10.  You know you want to.

11.  Hey…what’s 15 extra pounds between old friends?

12.  Network!

13.  The 80’s are back!

14.  You just got approved for Extreme Makeover and can’t wait to show off your new body parts.

15.  Because you’re still pissed that you were voted runner-up for a senior superlative.

16.  Because nobody else really understands you.

17.  Because we’re ALL pushing 40.

18.  You’ve always wondered what happened to…

19.  Show off your hot spouse.

20.  Renew old friendships.

21.  Because you were too drunk to remember the prom.

22.  Renew old friendships.

23.  You’re addicted to VH1’s I Love the 80’s.  Oh yes.

24.  Because you still have Yellowjacket pride.

25.  Get the latest gossip.

26.  Because if you don’t show up, you’ll be the subject of the gossip.

27.  To rub your success in our faces.

28.  See and be seen.

29.  Because you love talking about yourself.

30.  It’s a great reason to go on a diet.

31.  Because all the former nerds are now a great catch.

32.  See if that old “crush” is still available.

33.  Because you’re nosy and you HAVE to know what everyone’s been doing for the last 20 years.

34.  Did we mention there would be booze?

35.  You love reunions!

36.  You have nothing better to do.

37.  Because everyone tells you that you still look the same.

38.  To talk about the good ol’ days

39.  You’re in your late 30s and you’re at peace with yourself.

40.  We’re going to play music that you understand.

41.  Because you wish you knew then what you know now.

42.  We’re all “Old Skool”

43.  Make the prom theme song come true – “Make It Last Forever”

44.  Because we really want to see you.

 

HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE!