Fred Sampliner

I've really been doing nothing with my life. My prostate's as big as a baseball, my colon's in tatters after the dyslexic proctologist got through with me, and last week I ran out of Doritos before my next check comes in. Now there's little else I can do except finish off that bottle of tequila, watch TV and wait for re-runs of Gilligan's Island to come on.

The funniest thing was....oh my god, the Alzheimers again!!!!Argh me hearty's thars flesh on them bones still! Ah'll be attendin' dead or alive.

Boris & Natasha Russian Military Academy