Fred Sampliner

Profile Updated: December 17, 2018
Residing In: Toronto, ON Canada
Spouse/Partner: Queen Latifa
Homepage: Waz dat?
Occupation: Janitor at Uptown Mall
Children: Those no good sons of bitches don`t call, write. Sendin me them rubber checks aint doin me no good either. More…An another thing.....
Military Service: Bosnian Paramilitary Firing Squad
Yes! Attending Reunion

I've really been doing nothing with my life. My prostate's as big as a baseball, my colon's in tatters after the dyslexic proctologist got through with me, and last week I ran out of Doritos before my next check comes in. Now there's little else I can do except finish off that bottle of tequila, watch TV and wait for re-runs of Gilligan's Island to come on.

School Story:

The funniest thing was....oh my god, the Alzheimers again!!!!Argh me hearty's thars flesh on them bones still! Ah'll be attendin' dead or alive.

Elementary/Junior High School

Boris & Natasha Russian Military Academy

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Dec 17, 2018 at 5:14 PM
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Jun 29, 2017 at 4:33 AM
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Jun 29, 2016 at 4:33 AM
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Jun 29, 2015 at 4:33 AM
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