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I have moved from job to job since my graduation with the hope that someday someone would pay me without having to work. It looks like that hope will finally pay off as the government is planning to take all of you rich guys money and give it to me. In reading the guidelines set forth in the stimulus packages, I figure that I have $43,756,443.19 coming to me and expect it any day. I knew it was a good plan to refrain from working. I currently am one of those vagrants that stands at the corner of Walmart with a sign that says "will work for money but give me the money first". It is a good living.
I married Alison Barlow of Vale. Married the daylights out of her. We have 10 kids and in looking back I still don't know where they all came from but we think that it has stopped. Sometimes I have all ten of them stand out there with me and we really get a lot of donations.
I went on a LDS mission and learned Navajo. I was a bishop in that church for six years and then they kicked me out. I was put in a position with Richard Beck. He still weighs the same as he did in High School. I hate that. I graduated weighing 120 lbs and now I weigh, well, more than that. ( 6'3" 192 lb. broad shoulders, no belly). Ya'at'eh! Sorry sometimes I lapse into my seminative Navajo tongue.
One of the very outstanding things about me is my ability to call wild coyotes to come within just a few feet of me. I used to shoot them but now just take other people and let them shoot AT them. It is very exciting and I would be happy to take any of you out to try it. I actually had one come up behind me and put his nose on my shoulder one time before I knew he was there. I took my brother Mark with me last winter but he couldn't hit the coyotes that I called in.
I am a pilot and love to fly but on solicited donations that is tough so I have gone to remote control models with the help of former teacher Gary Sant. It is not quite the same as the real thing but I have crashed many times and never hurt myself once. I used to spend 200 hours building a model only to crash it at some time or other. Now I can buy a better built model pre-built for only 100 dollars or about two and a half days work during the holidays.
One of the bad habits that I have is that when the donations are extremely slow I go to Washington to beat my sister Juli and Tony in golf and also to go sturgeon fishing with Mark. If any of you can remember what a cool, collected, and patient person Mark is then you can imagine what happens when we hook into a 10 foot, 600 lb sturgeon. After about an hour of very interesting oral exchanges we pull the fish to the boat for a picture and then release him. The fish, not Mark.
I have a beautiful wife. I love her very much and want to spend eternity with her. My kids and grandkids and family are my life. Everyone of my grandkids are the cutest kids in the world. I am proud of their parents and the good people that they are. I work with my brother Alan and his family and enjoy that. I like my life and am very happy.
P.S. I will work for money but send the money first.
