Michael Ralph

i had way too much fun to narrow it down to one memorable moment... i'd have to say all of 10th and 11th grade was a blast... and although i didn't go to kubasaki as a senior i did manage to go to the senior skip day parties all three years i i went to school... do you remember when someone kept calling in bomb threats? it was like everyday... oh and i remember i got kicked off the wrestling team the day before the far east tournament because MR HARRY PUssY followed me and chris forbes and caught us smoking. LAME! there was also another time where me themba and chris forbes ate a shit load of mushrooms and thought it would be a good idea to go to wrestling practice imediatley after taking them it was fun at first then the walls started breathing and chis had to work out in the mirror room and it's always a bad idea to look in a mirror when you are tripping so imagine being surrounded by mirrors... then for some reason the principal walked in with a cop and coach P turned into a demon so we just walked out and told coach we were sick when really we were having the worst trip ever... CRAZY

i moved to florida for about 7 years and instead of going to college i learned how to tattoo... then i moved up to washington DC... although florida my be fun it's more of a place where you go to retire, not to mention since nobody makes good money and everything is cheaper in florida... i just thought it would be best do come to dc... so i've been up here for almost three years now, i currently work at pinz n needlez on U street in NW washington dc but a friend of mine is opening up a shop in the annapolis mall september 1st so we've been working on putting that together... other than that it has been a blur time flies it seems like just the other day i was skipping school to go to sunset beach or to the sega, buying booze and whatever else you need out of a vending machine, eating massive amounts of bron and smashing nickels... but shit that was almost 10 years ago now

october 1999

bowie md, tampa fl, spring hill fl, ft hood tx, washington dc, silver spring md, and now i live out in columbia md

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football and wrestling

midget mafia

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