Lauren Mills Yeah Right!

Profile Updated: June 3, 2009
Residing In: Auburn, AL USA
Occupation: Dental Technician
Yes! Attending Reunion
Attending Reunion

No

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Hey Ya'll!
I selected "will not attend" for the reunion as I have absolutely ZERO changes to my status as your classmate! I'm VERY unmarried and have NO CHILDREN! I work as a dental assistant for the most brilliant dentist in the U.S of A, Drs. James Leonard and Keith Thompson. If you're looking for a good dentist...look us up! =D
My sister Emily and I live together, as we have for the past 27 years and one month, since my birth. We are spinsters who have apparently sworn off Holy matrimony.
Anyway, hope you all are well. Take care. =D

School Story:

Favorite Story? Without a doubt the day I FORGOT my shoes. Yes! I really forgot to wear shoes to school. Why are you looking so shocked...don't you know me at all? Anyway, I had to borrow shoes from Danielle Lewis who THANKFULLY had her band shoes in her (shared) locker; nevermind the fact that she wears an eight 1/2 and I'm a ten ALL DAY LONG. Anyway, I digress, Danielle was in the habit of tying her shoes together by the shoestrings and the next "block" was starting and ofcourse I didn't have anymore tardies before a free trip to my second home: I.S.S! Soooo, I put the shoes on either foot WITHOUT untying the conjoined Nikes. Well, as you can imagine, walking down Main Street with a couple of THE most obnoxious guys in the world, I fell. Hard. And my "mesh" backpack, chalked full of ALL my books (b/c remember, I had no locker), BUSTED me in the back of the head making the fall just THAT much uglier! It was AWFUL!
I don't know if it's one those stories where you "had to be there", but buddy I know you wished you had! It was HILARIOUS!!! I was laughing WAY to hard to be concerned about shame! If I had it to do over... I wouldn't change a THING!! =D. At this time I'd like to thank everyone who contributed towards the funniest experience of my life: Emily, for rushing me that morning and therefore making me forget my foot wear in the 1st place; Danielle, for tying those shoestrings together, could'nve done it w/out you Girl!; and Ryan Sims and Marc Gary for pointing AND laughing as I lay helpless on the tile of the Bulldog Cafe'.
Laughter really is the best medicine so LOL!

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