School Story
I was known to the teachers as the girl with the green girdle. For St. Paddy's Day I had dyed everything green and on this particular day I was wearing it of course and I thought it would be a good idea to slither out of my desk chair in Miss Wimmers class and crawl out the door to go have a cigarette. After my successful escape, I needed to get back in, so I so slowly got down on all fours and decided to try and slither back in, but rather unluckily, there was a teacher right behind me. He said "what are you doing?" to which I said, "I needed to go to the bathroom." He said "next time just ask and do it the right way." He was smirking and I know he went right to the teachers lounge and told everybody, because I heard that green girdle story more than once that school year. (Snitch)