School Story:
Having Vice Principal Ron Martin don a Domino's hat and deliver me and five of my friends one dozen hot pizzas to the cafeteria in front of everyone. You'd think he'd learn not to make wagers he couldn't win, but alas, he did not: instead he doubled down and lost that bet, too - had to take all six of us to The Magic Time Machine for a Roman Orgy feast! Hey, somebody had to teach the faculty a few life lessons now and then.
