Renford Rowe

Yes

THIS IS A FUNNY ONE. WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL DURING THE 80'S WE USE TO STUFF THE EMPTY BOX DRINKS BOXES AND KICK THEM LIKE FOOTBALL. I REMEMBER ONE RECESS WE USED STONE TO MAKE GOALPOSTS AND ONE MEMBER WOULD STAND IN THE GOAL AND EVERYBODY WOULD TAKE TURNS TRYING TO SCORE THEIR PENALTY.BUT AS FATE ...OR I SHOULD SAY PAIIIIIN WOULD HAVE IT ,THIS PARTICULAR DAY SEAN FLETCHER WAS STANDING IN THE GOAL.IN FRONT OF HIM WAS A STUFFED 'CHERRY MALT' BOX.HE DARED ME TO SCORE.HIS EXACT WORDS 'TICKA IF YUH SCORE THIS PENALTY MI BUY YUH LUNCH FI DI REST A DI WEEK'.IT WAS MONDAY,I WAS VERY POOR,THE THOUGHT OF FREE LUNCHES FOR THE WEEK REALLY REVVED MY ADRENALIN .I WAS BAREFOOTED AT THE TIME,I SUMMONED ALL MY STRENGTH,MY VIGOUR AND RAN IN FROM ABOUT TEN YARDS WITH AN IRON WILL AND WHACK ! TOE PUNCH ! EVERYTHING WENT DARK THE BOX HARDLY MOVED ,SEAN FLETCHER PUT A BIG 'ROCKSTONE' IN THE BOX. OOOOH!...MI POOR MAWGA TOE TWIST UP,SPRAIN UP...TOENAIL BUSTED UP. THAT WAS THE LAST DAY I KICK A BOX DRINKS BOX. EVERYTIME MI REMEMBER MI TOE HURTS.

I REMEMBER I WAS AT PE PLAYING FOOTBALL ,I WAS SO SKINNY.....DAT A NOT EVEN SKINNY ...MI MAWGA. A SENIOR SHOUTED OUT YOW 'TICKA' MINE YUH GET 'BONE CONTRACT' CAUSE YUH NUH HAVE NO MUSCLE SO MINE YUH BONE DEM CONTRACT