School Story:
coach moffit walking around class w/ his extra wide / extra short brown and puke green tie while getting in your face w/ his lisp going on and on and on about how pathetic we all were and how "my daughter can do twice as many push-ups as you bunch of bozos and let me tell you something gentleman, you're looking at one proud papa"
"JOE B! DROP AND GIVE ME 50 MISSSTER".
