Mykel Board

teaching ESL in USA, Japan, Mongolia... traveling all over the place, except during this fucking plague!

The one everyone knows: Spelling out U.S.A. on the football field with partially dissected fetal pigs (stolen from the biology lab). Then being confronted by a professor, "Where'd you get those pigs? There's only one department in this school with pigs."

My answer: "Every department in this school has pigs."