Chris Jones

Profile Updated: April 27, 2012
Residing In: Fort Mill, SC USA
Homepage: I'm on Facebook
Occupation: Mall Santa (PT)
Children: Smell like milk. They're barely tolerable until they're out of diapers and into helping out with chores More…around the house. I hate Dora the Explorer. And that doesn't even rhyme, dumb producers.
Yes! Attending Reunion
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I still watch MTV. I still watch SNL. I still hit three pointers like "it's raining men" and I still wear Duke basketball shorts on the reg. I just ate four hot dogs for breakfast.

School Story:

Bryce Garcia made me sing the theme song to Barney when I was a Freshman. It was either, "I love you, you love me..." or the trash can.

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Posted: Mar 07, 2014 at 12:00 AM
Gabe Pean, Dwayne Pean, Brian Jones and Chris Jones. 06/08.

How come the designated driver never finds things quite as funny as everyone else?
Posted: Dec 16, 2013 at 11:49 PM