Jeremy Blaylock 1990

Hey, what's your name?
Helen.
That's nice, you look like a Helen. Helen, we're both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let's say I go into a guy's office, let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited. I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. Now the pet is my possible sale. Hello there pretty little pet, I love you. And then I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. Hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet, you're naughty. And then I take my naughty pet and I go
[makes ripping noises as he tears apart the roll]
Uuuuuuh. I killed it. I killed my sale. And that's when I blow it. That's when people like us have gotta forge ahead, Helen. Am I right?
God, you're sick.

After receiving several PHD's in several area's, I decided that money and fame was not for me, so moved to the Holy lands to become a sheperd. Then joined the peace corps to help my man, only to return home to live out my life long passion of working for the man.