School Story:
One time, Andy Reyna and I hacked into to the US Government mainframe (using a PC) and borrowed Uncle Sam's dime to create a computer simulation of the "perfect woman". Unbeknownst to us, there was a wicked electrical storm brewing right outside our door during said hacking. What followed from these two seemingly unconnected events was a series of wacky and bizarre adventures that resulted from the creation of a woman with inexplicable supernatural powers. Although we did not have "familiar relations" with her, she taught us about life and love. We made scientific history that night my friends; the type of scientific history that can only be described as very peculiar science. Suck it MAC!