Bubba Malone

After helping Robbie win his senior treasurer election through a smear campaign, push polling, and some issues with hanging chads, I later went on to work as a political consultant in both Des Moines and DC and eventually served as the speech coach to George W. Bush for five years, coining such classic phrases as uh...uh...uh... and "strategery."

After radical plastic surgery and a lobotomy, I'm now a high paid political commentator for Fox News where I go by the name of Sean Hannity.

Best school story? Riding the senior float with a bunch of hot chicks and hearing the INXS song "Kick" 587,888,212 times.