Senior Will
I. . . CHANDA HATHAWAY do here by bequeath:
To Mike Rozelle, I leave the good times you will have in your next two years of high school and my Mercedes. I hope you have as much fun with it as I did. To Chelsea, the ability to settle down, get married, and become a domestic housewife, and to one day become a Mormon, and raise a family of fifteen in Salt Lake City. Good luck forever, I love you! To Lori, the ability to make good choices and to find happiness for once in your life. I hope you have a good time doing it. I love you, babe. To the freshmen girls, the ability to realize that you are NOT god’s gift to humanity and to see that no one likes you as you like yourselves. Gives us all a break, kids! To the upcoming seniors, my brother will be up her next year and he really deserves a ration of crap because he thinks he’s so neat. Bring him down a few a rungs. To Nik, I’m so glad I got to know you. You’re a real doll. Have fun next year and take care of Spat! I love ya! To Heather, the ability to marry G.M. like I will marry L.S., to remember all the fun times at M.L. with D.R. and D.L. All the great times we’ve had and the many more great times to come, and all my friendship and love forever. J.B. you’re great, thanks for all the fun!
TV SHOW: China Beach
COMMERCIAL: Kicks Cereal, 1-2-3 for you, 1-2-3 for me
PERSON: Heather, L.S., D.M., Lorrie, Chels, and Mom
MUSIC GROUP: Sir Mix-A-Lot
SINGER MALE: Bobbie Brown FEMALE: Paula Abdul
MOVIE: Wierd Science
FOOD: French fries
RESTAURANT: McDonalds
DRINK: iced tea
SAYING: “Why don’t you just shut up”
BOOK: How to Become Rich and Corrupted
MAGAZINE: New Era, Ensign
STORE: Pats Husky
SPORT: Tennis
COLOR: Black
HANGOUT: Medical Lake, Heather’s house,
and G.M. and L.S.’s apartment.
PET PEEVE: freshmen that think they’re
cooler than seniors
HOBBY: doing things I’m not supposed to
do and getting away with them.
CARTOON CHARACTER: Jenny and the Holograms
MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT: Franklin Park on New Year’s Eve with H.E., D.L., and D.R.; being with L.S. before he moved to Wenatchee. MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT: When Lorrie bit me at the SWASS and I started to cry. Also talking to a Mexican with Heather in the Kmart parking lot.
FAVORITE YEAR IN SCHOOL AND WHY: Senior year because I made a lot of awesome friend, finally got together with my dream guy, met the man I will someday marry, and had a lot of great times with my best friend Heather that I will never forget.
FUTURE PLANS: Marry a lawyer, drive a 560 SL Mercedes, have two children, live in a duplex with Heather and G.M. and L.S. in Amarillo, Texas. Visit Lorrie and Jason who will of course by then have become famous and very wealthy teaching classes on throwing books for self defense.
