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Ken Ortiz
Hello all,
I apologize in advance for this long post, but hopefully it will keep you all entertained for this summer. And you know that us old folk need to exercize our brain cells and what better way to do that but to think back on those "good ol days" and bring back old memories. I also saw this as a good time to post this (I have been working on this for awhile) because an aunt's husband passed away this weekend and one thing I remember as a kid, was that everytime we visited them, he would always quiz me on the state capitals. He would ask me "What is the capital of XXXX?". Even now, I can name EVERY state capital nearly 100%, because of him. I hope you enjoy this and can offer some things I missed. I am sure I will come up with more in the future. So....here we go:
Things I had/did/experienced in my yute (“What is a YUTE?” “Sorry Judge….YOUTH” – movie reference):
I am wondering if any of you have possessed/experienced/did or are familiar with the things below. Also, how many are your children familiar with? Some may be vague to you, but I can expound on several in more detail in the future to share my personal experiences with them (which may or may not match your personal experiences with them). BTW, I define my YUTE as the years between the mid 1960’s to the late 1970’s.
For example, let’s take #8 – messing with the phonograph (or record player/turntable):
As you know, vinyl is making a comeback. Our local microbrew pub (and lots of other places) are doing turntable Tuesdays/Thursdays, etc. But in our days growing up, the record player (phonograph) was our main source of buying and listening to music at home. So, we would buy our 45’s or LP’s for our collections as our parents also had their own record collections (some were even 78’s). Eventually, the 8-tracks and cassettes came in, especially for our vehicles. But at home, the stereo playing vinyl was the thing for most of us growing up. My stereo turntable at home had speeds of 16, 33 1/3, 45 and 78 and where my friends and I had tons of fun and laughs was when we played our records at the “OTHER” speeds. Some songs were just hilarious played that way. Imagine going to a Kareoke bar (I have done Kareoke, not always proud of it) and singing those songs you know and love at the “alternate” speeds. If you thought “drunk” Kareoke was funny, sitting in on “alternate speed” Kareoke (even sober) would be a sight (and sound) to behold. But I would not call it “alternate speed” Kareoke. I would call it something like “Bizarro” Kareoke. So….bottom line…..how many of YOU have done that in your YUTE?
Here is the list:
1. Splicing 8mm/Super 8 film.
2. The fire hydrant (think summer)
3. Launching aluminum can rocket ships during the 4th of July
4. Slicing your fingers on those early pull tabs on soda and beer cans (related to #3)
5. Firecracker follies
6. Having fun with a portable cassette player/recorder with an external microphone on a cord.
7. Skittles (not the candy) and Snap Bowling
8. Messing with the phonograph
9. Jumping garage roofs in the alley
10. Dialing (yep, physically dialing) a certain number on the telephone in order to hear the following: “At the tone, the time will be Seven-Fourteen and 30 seconds…….BEEEEEEEP!”
11. How to catch flies effectively (the insect, not the baseball)
12. Doing the Silly Putty thing
13. Motown 64
14. Not wanting to get up for school but waking up bright and early on Saturday morning to watch cartoons.
15. Metal roller skates that attached to your shoe
16. Looking forward to the Christmas edition of the Sears catalog
17. Setting the gap on spark plugs and points. Also adjusting the 2 carb screws (gas and air)
18. Making computer punch cards for your program
19. Using “carbon copy” paper
20. Cuddly Duddly (I got one as a Christmas present when I was a kid)
21. Clutch Cargo (that huge chin and those lips moving were freaky)
22. Puff the magic dragon (I still know some words to that song)
23. Playing touch football in the alley (we had some very interesting rules for that game)
24. Going rat hunting in the alley at night
25. Performing tape cassette surgery. Ask your children why there are holes on the back of music cassettes.
26. “Cyclo-teacher”
27. The number 13 - Examples: “1313 mockingbird Lane” “PO5-1313”
28. Riding the “Chicago Loop”. Do you remember what was unique about it?
29. “Q101 switch party”
30. Street Gang business cards (the Chicago Reader had an article on 3/16/2017 about it)
31. “Dave Allen at Large”
32. “Killroy was here” and “Keep on Truckin” T-shirts
33. Riding on the little round metal pop-up seat in the back of Yellow/Checker cabs
34. Rapping, 70’s style (not wrapping, even though some wrapping was probably involved during rapping).
35. “Radio Ga-Ga” back in the day. Examples: “Disco DAI” “Murph in the morning” “Long distance dedication of the week” “Steve and Gary…slimy…..wormy…..idiots….”
36. Notable Quotes and slogans. Examples: “Is it live or is it Memorex?” “Plop plop fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is” “Sit on it Ralph!” “I’m a Lumberjack and I’m okay. I sleep all night and I work all day” “What, me worry?” “Back…..back….back…..hey hey!”
37. Awesome keyboard riffs. Examples: “Point of no return” (Kansas), “Roundabout” (YES)
38. The Flute. Examples: “Color my world” (Chicago), “Nights in white satin” (Moody Blues)
U-Tube is a great resource to view #37 and #38 (and others you may know) to see them perform, also to see the lyrics of their songs.
I hope you all have a great summer and I will be looking forward to the next events if I can squeeze them into my busy summer schedule.
Ken
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