Steven Warren

Went to UGA.

I do not really have any. Having transferred in from a great college prep school in Manhattan, Kansas, that won State Championships year after year in all sports, I found North Clayton to be non-challenging with a lousy group of coaches (think Clepper). Following a dismal football season, I pretty much marked my time to graduate as quickly as possible. Met some great people, and I especially enjoyed the typing class with that hot blonde teacher, whose name I have forgotten.

-Served 11 years active duty as a Commissioned US Army Officer, with three overseas tours: Korea, Turkey, Germany.
-Intelligence Officer with the Intelligence Community, with operational assignments in seven countries.
-Have traveled to 49 countries around the world just for fun. Traveled to every State in the US, except for two.
-Divorced my whacko first wife in 2010 after 22 years of marriage. Life has never been better.
-My millennial step-son has finally figured it out at age 25, is out of my basement, and has become a soldier.

Those will go with me to my grave.