Mary Hammett

After being discovered on American Middle-Aged Idol, I enjoyed the notoriety of being the 10-millionth highest paid supermodel in the world and had photo gigs with Popular Mechanics, Boys' Life, and Heresy Today, having given up a fast-paced career as a Nobel Laureate astro-physicist. (Actually, I spent 25 years as a campus minister, high school teacher, and retreat director, before getting "down-sized". Now I am an administrative secretary in the Med School at SLU, while trying to decide what to be if I grow up. I'm researching what it would take to become a licensed helicopter pilot. Any instructors out there?)

I still have a fond memory of the St. Pius statue with a cigarette in his hand, which got plucked from his "pious" fingers almost daily, just to be replaced by the prankster.