Steven Knight
Profile Updated: March 3, 2018
| Residing In: | Moline, IL USA |
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| Occupation: | account rep |
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| Children: | Carly, born 1983 Corey born 1985 |
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Steven's Latest Interactions
Mar 03, 2018 at 12:00 PM
Volunteer Santa Claus at local Walmart. Resigned over their too vague "pants required" policy. I repeat, no convictions.
Dec 26, 2017 at 4:19 PM
Strict rule to not take the grand kids into my favorite opium den. Have to wait outside. Restricted to one joint, just to take the edge off.
Dec 26, 2017 at 4:19 PM
favorite grand child, who yes, can kick your grand child's ass. Was hoping he'd be born with gills, so we'd be a super treasure hunting team.
Dec 26, 2017 at 4:17 PM
Grand kid topping off the tank. That reminds me, I still owe him $20.
Dec 26, 2017 at 4:17 PM
Sloth grooming business coming along quite nicely. What have you been doing with your life?
Dec 26, 2017 at 4:16 PM
Favorite son. Says he's on something called "Grindr" all the time. I didn't even know he had a monkey.
Dec 26, 2017 at 4:15 PM
If babies had guns, they wouldn't be aborted. Word.
Dec 26, 2017 at 4:14 PM
Remember Delroy from school? He would stand next to me at the urinals and tell me I had a nice watch. He cuts my hair now.
Dec 26, 2017 at 4:14 PM
Son, and family. Still waiting to fulfill his dream of marketing his own line of "artisinal antifreeze".
Steven's Photo Gallery
Posted: Jun 24, 2014 at 10:33 PM
Thank you dear lord baby Jesus, that my kids no longer look like retarded little gang bangers all hopped up on mountain dew.
Posted: Mar 03, 2018 at 12:00 PM
Volunteer Santa Claus at local Walmart. Resigned over their too vague "pants required" policy. I repeat, no convictions.
Posted: Jun 24, 2014 at 10:08 PM
Took 2nd place at the Halloween costume contest. Could have gotten first, but my son did a shitty job of sewing together his costume.
Posted: Dec 26, 2017 at 4:44 PM
The "chillest" AA sponsor a dude could ever ask for. DJ Slizzard, you are the best!
Posted: Jun 24, 2014 at 10:04 PM
One of my typical protein lunches that has afforded me the svelte "Channing Tatum" look I like to roll with.
Posted: Jun 24, 2014 at 10:14 PM
Daddy, daughter time. It's all worth it. Was going to go with the Baby Einstein Development videos, but spent the money on lap dances.
Posted: Dec 26, 2017 at 5:01 PM
Sloth grooming business coming along quite nicely. What have you been doing with your life?
Posted: Dec 26, 2017 at 5:01 PM
If babies had guns, they wouldn't be aborted. Word.
Posted: Dec 26, 2017 at 4:29 PM
Remember Delroy from school? He would stand next to me at the urinals and tell me I had a nice watch. He cuts my hair now.
Posted: Dec 26, 2017 at 4:39 PM
favorite grand child, who yes, can kick your grand child's ass. Was hoping he'd be born with gills, so we'd be a super treasure hunting team.