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Cara Onkalo (Fitzpatrick)
Shannon - I have a story that will cheer you up. Unfortunately, I can't claim the stupidity of youth because it only happened yesterday!
I was called for jury duty and the whole day started badly. Everything went wrong - I had to get up at the butt-crack of dawn, couldn't find where I was supposed to go and got a whole bunch of attitude once I finally did make it there. Waited all day and was finally brought in and up to the stand. I must have had a grumpy look on my face because the Asst. DA said "You don't want to be here do you?" And I said, no, as a matter of fact I don't - I have too much going on at work, so he was really nice and excused me. The judge blew his stack and started yelling at me about my civic duty and I usually avoid confrontation at all costs, but I got really mad and started talking back because I am all about civic duty. So, he threw me in the clinker for contempt of court, which was actually very true. I had a hell of a lot of contempt for the court at that point.
The Asst. DA that excused me came and got me out close to the end of the day and brought me back up to the assbag of a judge. Of course, when he tried to force me to apologize to him, I didn't help matters by asking him if he was some sort of egomaniac. I was still mighty pissed. So, back to the clinker I went, which was really stupid because then I had to spend the night. I should have just apologized. The cops guarding me thought it was hilarious and ordered me a pizza. Except for a drunk that sang You Were Always On My Mind by Willie Nelson all night, it wasn't that bad of night. The cops pointed the TV at my cell. Anyway, the Asst. DA came back first thing this morning and brought me in front of another judge and I was free!! Just in time to do my CIVIC DUTY and vote! Plus I got a date out of it - that Asst. DA asked me out. I don't even jaywalk and now I'm a jailbird!
Robert, this sounds like it could have been one of your stories!
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