Class Prophecy

"Hello! This is Mia Stortzum reporting live for NBC in Washington, D.C. at the inauguration of the first female President of the United States, Janene Will. Let's see what she has to say." "I'd like to thank everyone for being here. I look around and see all of my high school friends, and remember all the good times we have had and now look at me, President of the US." As Janene looks through the crowd, she sees a group of friends and decided to mingle. She asked them how they've been doing and what has all changed in their lives. The first two people she saw were her health occ. partners, Brenda Goebel and Emily Koeberlein. She found out that Brenda is now a nurse at St. Anthony's Hospital and happily married to Randy Dasenbrock. Emily started a clothing company, which supplies clothes for Sear's mannequins. As Janene worked her way through the crowd, she saw a big flash. Behind the camera stood none other than Matt Englebart. He informed Janene that he was taking pictures for Time magazine and was recovering from a recent neck surgery do to carrying a camera around it all the time. Suddenly, a noise came from the podium. It was Korn junkie, Miranda Horn, announcing her impending marriage to lead singer Chino from the band Deftones. She was later escorted away by security. Soon, the commotion died down and Janene kept walking through the crowd hoping to see more friends. To her surprise, she saw Doug Bierman, Michelle Elmore, Greg Goebel and the Pruemer twins, Jason and Jeremy. Doug informed Janene that he was also a president, but of FFA regional area. Michelle told Janene that she was making her first country album that should be out soon, but for now she is a camp worker down south. Greg told Janene of his acting success, starring in the re-make of "Hee-Haw." The Pruemer twins told Janene that they had started their own business, J & J Rat Exterminators, but were on vacation at the time. Janene asked about Neil Goeckner and Jason Huber. Neil became a farmer and was still living at home with his parents, but Jason was visiting Stephan in Germany, hoping to find the girl of his dreams there. Next, Janene saw Heather Hodge and Sarah Wasion. They told Janene that they had opened their own salon called, Bleach-N-Tan, where you can lighten your hair and darken your body at the same time. Sarah also informed Janene that she and Jarrad Phillips had married. Jarrad was making a lot of money working for the Webster's Dictionary Company, inventing new words such as foffy and spooge. Janene was very surprised to find out all of her classmates had become so successful. Just then, she saw Brent Miller. He told Janene that he was now as rich as Bill Gates from his invention of Millersoft Computer Software. Suddenly, Janene noticed a plane circling the White House and became suspicious. She then realized the two parachuteers were classmates, Nathan Barlow and Brandon Davis. They were practicing skydiving for the Air Force, and just thought they would drop in to say, "Hey!" The next people Janene saw were Erika Rudolph and Sarah McVicar. Erika is now a designer for American Eagle making all half shirts for half off. She also said she was having a hard time starting off, due to her boyfriend breaking up with her again for a junior girl. Sarah McVicar was Erika's top model because her tan never fades. She told Janene that she was well off and had everything imaginable, thanks to her parents. Janene asked Sarah about her best friend, Amy Lidy. Sarah told her that Amy was unable to attend because she was at a blood drive still weighing only 109. Still making her way through the crowd, Janene noticed Joe McWhorter. Joe told Janene that he and his wife were doing great, but had some good and bad news from home. He informed her that Justin Michels has been killed in a Civil War reenactment, and for the good news Stephanie Behrns became a first writer from Dieterich with her novel, "All About Me!" Also, Brett Snow became a famous singer remaking the song, "Somewhere Over the Rainbow." Still working her way through the crowd, Janene noticed the new MIss America, Brenda Westendorf. Brenda had moved off of her dairy farm and was traveling for the next year. All of a sudden, there was a loud noise coming from nearby. It was Chris Verdeyen and John Russell. They were showing off their motorcycles they had finally finished in Ag class. AS Janene's attention got drawn away fromt he noise, she saw Kim Mellendorf-Courson. She told Janene that she and Tim live in Dieterich and had two little boys. Still passing through the crowd, Janene saw Chasity Wendte. She informed Janene that she is now a Mary Kay consultant for the Dieterich area, but things weren't going too well. She also told Janene that Tony Key had started a new law class at DHS and had many students interested. Janene has now seen her entire class except for Tara Ohnesorge. Later that evening, Mia was broadcasting the nightly news. She announced "Tara Ohnesorge and her three chimps have set a new world record today. She was the first person to watch television on the moon. She watched the inauguration of her fellow classmate, Janene Will." Janene was so happy to find out how all of her classmates were doing and what they were all up to, and to know that they all supported her on her special day.