Josh Smith Smith

Getting old is annoying...and hilarious.

The $40 Car that we purchased from a guy that lived behind the old Lowe's that confessed to drinking shoe polish occasionally and politely instructed us on how to do it correctly. Not only did he put this listing on "tell it and sell it" he also had the motivation to take out an ad in the classifieds. Being the wealthy high school kids we were we split the $40 price tag 8 way's....yeah $5 bones a piece. Directly after buying it we did what any responsible person would do....drove it to Hot Spot and jumped up and down on it until the cop's came. They asked for the title, laughed when we produced it to them, and then instructed us to drive it as far away out of town as we could. The legendary $40 car was wrecked approximately 45 minutes later and still haunts the woods behind Union Elementary School.