Valentin Munoz

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Ten Things I Have Accomplished Since 1999:
1. Got the f**k out of Gering.
2. Enlisted in "The World's Greatest F'ing Navy!"
4. Protected our nation thousands of miles away from terrorists and promoted democracy and capitalism to countries who provide us with 90% of our oil.
5. Knocked one of my ex-girlfriends up.
6. Made port calls to 9 different countries, and made a fool of myself a few times, f'ing sailors.
7.Ride tricked out fixed gear bicycles.
8.Got married to the best woman ever.
9. Gonna be a father again to a little girl, might try for a boy next, third times a charm.
10. Moved to Hawaii.

I can't remember too much, because I was out in the parking lot between classes....