If you go to that webpage, scroll down - I'm not the fatty at the top (I'm the bald one at the bottom).
Vitals:
BA, Goshen College, 1992
Married Deb, 1994
MA, Ball State, 1995
PhD, Univ. of Louisville, 1999
Job, U of IL - Springfield, 1999
Ben, 2000
Sam, 2004
School Story:
I have to say that the decorations on my Camaro was a good one. What better way to get under the skin a high school jock who took himself and his car just a little too seriously. It was a good one.