School Story:
I remember trying a rogue battery experiment with a few equally nerdy class-mates in Mr. Panic's AP Physics class, which ended up ruining a seriously large supply of batteries.
Next day, as a punishment to the whole class (and this was around Christmas-time), Mr. Panic made the whole class go to the dean's office, and in front of the whole school administration (some 50-60 people) sing the following song to the tune of "Oh, Christmas Tree" Christmas carol:
"Oh Gravity, Oh Gravity, All Newton's theories shining,"
"Oh Gravity, Oh Gravity, In Physics There's No Whining."
"F euals G, M1, M2... all over R squared, yes it's true!"
"Oh Gravity, Oh Gravity, All Newton's theories shining."
Now THAT'S called nerd embarrassment! :)
Then there are stories such as:
Omid Harraf snifs HCl vapor in Mrs. Taylor's AP Chem class and passes out on the floor.
Leftists headed by Ashwin Ramanan playing a communist (Trotsky) start a war against rightists headed by Omid Harraf playing Hitler Ms. Robert's gov't class.
Charles Robertson, Travis Cochran, Anjan Gewali and others corner a jeep so fast and into a wall behind Barnes & Noble in Green Valley, while ditching 6th period AP history. This earns Travis a shot-gun seat, but head first in Anjan's crotch and for Chuck, a summer of hard labor in his uncle's construction company that fixed the wall.
Crazy school-bus driver on route from GV Pkwy/Windmill along Arroyo Grande reminded me too much of the crazy south-park bus driver, cause she used to yell "WHAT DID YOU SAY!!??" and "SIT DOWN!"
People showing up and my door at 2-3am to study AP/IB Calc and my mom actually letting them in on regular basis!
My mom allowing me to grow bacteria in petri dished in her AC intake for a month for my int'l science and engineering fair!
I have so many more...