Paul Newman
Sounds of Education....
Now first you have to understand, I really liked Miss Weber, and I think she liked me. Nevertheless, she often looked at me with raised finger pointing saying... "Mr. Newman, YOU BETTER GET AWAKE!!" I did learn a lot from her class that came to serve me well later on in both my education and in my career.
Well, it seems that one day, we were sitting in her class, and I think poor Miss Weber had something for lunch that she probably shouldn't have. We all were sitting there trying to pay attention to what she was saying but every few minutes there were some astonishing sounds from her. Finally, Steve Porpora, who was sitting next to me, leaned over and said...soto voce he thought... "Sheese, her stomach sounds like walnuts going through a meat grinder!"
I about lost it... and unfortunately Miss Weber's swift retribution fell on me... "Mr. Newman! Was there something funny in what I said?? YOU BETTER GET AWAKE!" ... "No Ma'am... Yes Ma'am"
I think Steve and I both barely lasted through the class and made it out the door....
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