ONCE UPON A PUNDIT...

THERE WERE TWO PROPAGANDA PRONE POLITICAL PUNCHBAGS WHO RAN FOR THE EXALTED OFFICE OF THE US PRESIDENCY.

THEY WERE POLISHED EXPERTS IN THE CRAFT OF COPIOUS LYING AND GENERALLY DEVIATING FROM THE SO-CALLED TRUTH.  THEY LEARNED HOW IN HIGH SCHOOL AND PRACTICED THEIR TRADE PROFICIENTLY.

WHEN THE AMERICANS FOR ACTIVE DEMAGOGUERY SPONSORED A DEBATE BEFORE VORACIOUS TV AUDIENCES, THEY WILLING COMPLIED.  TO MORE EFFECTIVELY ENTERTAIN THE ELECTORATE, EACH NOMINEE WAS TETHERED TO A POLYGRAPH.

A SPLIT SCREEN DISPLAY WAS SUPPLIED FOR VIEWERS TO OBSERVE RESPONSE AS A PREDATORY GROUP UP JOURNALISTS POSED PROBING QUESTIONS.  NOW THE FINE ART OF EVASIVENESS AND COORDINATED CALUMNY TRULY FLOURISHED.

THIS NEWEST VERSION OF THE REALITY SHOW BROUGHT POLI-TICKLES TO NEW HEIGHTS OF DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR...TOP DOG WON THE PINICCHIO PRIZE.

THE LOSER SUED THE WINNER FOR BOTH LIBEL AND SLANDER AND WITH ALL THE FREE FLOWING CASH FROM THE SUCCESSFUL SUIT DID WIN THE ELECTION.

AND THE NATION GRIEVED "HAPPILY EVER AFTER". 

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