Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when 
he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop.  When he walks 
into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.  When he enters 
a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope.  When he 
walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the 
four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies:

"I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38DD  breasts,  24" waist,  and 34" 
hips.  When she walks into a room, people say,  "Oh My God".