Gotta be the time Graham, Frank Reid and I put 20 tires over the flag pole (bet ya can't figure out how we did it), and got caught. Or maybe when the same 3 amigos accidentally started a forest fire. Or maybe tying up a drunken suitemate on a pontoon and anchoring him out in the middle of the lake. And of course, enough Rogers escapades to fill the National Archives.

How the hell should I know? I'm old. After grad school and 3 years in the Army, came to Clemson in the Pol. Sci. dept. Became dean of honors in '91. In my spare time, I'm pitboss of the Sue E. Pigg competition barbecue team (motto: "Cookin' everthang from butts to guts.") I also run a study abroad program in Belgium for CU honors students. Hoping to do more international travel in retirement. Is Graham Padgett a dork or what?!?!