Children of the 80's

Trapped between the "Baby Boomers" and "Generation Y" is a special generation ... a generation we call "Children of the 80's." If you can identify with most of the points below, chances are you are definitely one of them. Congratulations!

 
You might be a child of the 80's if...
You wanted to be on “Star Search”.
You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off.
You wore a banana clip or one of those slap on wrist bands at some point during your youth.
You had slouch socks and puff painted your own shirt at least once.
You owned a doll with Xavier Roberts signed on its butt.
You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout."
You know the profound meaning of "wax on, wax off."
You can name at least half of the members of the elite "Brat Pack."
You can remember watching “Full House” and “Saved by the Bell” for hours.
You have seen at least 10 episodes of “Fraggle Rock” and you know what a Doozer is.
You know that another name for a keyboard is a Synthesizer.
You'll always hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future."
You know where to go if you "wanna go where everybody knows your name."
You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool.
You know what "psych" means.
You fell victim to 80's fashion: big hair, crimped, combed over to the side, and it defied gravity.
You wore spandex pants.
You wanted to be a Goonie.
You knew "The Artist" when he was humbly called "Prince."
You ever wore fluorescent (or neon) clothing.
You could break-dance, or at least wished you could.
You know who Max Headroom is.
You know by heart the words to any Weird Al Yankovic song.
You remember when ATARI was a state-of-the-art video gaming system.
You own any cassettes.
You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on the moon.
"Poltergeist" totally freaked you out.
You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunchbox.
You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.
You inserted the word "like" into, like, every sentence.
You wore biker shorts underneath a mini-skirt and felt stylish.
You ever had a Swatch Watch.
You had a crush on one of the Coreys (Haim or Feldman).
You had Wonder Woman or Superman Underoos.
You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good movie.
You had a crush on Bo Derek.
Punks actually "shocked" people.
Songs by Debbie Gibson still haunt you to this day.
You remember "Friday Night Videos" before the days of MTV.
Speaking of MTV, you remember when the M stood for Music.
You and your friends discussed planned to get together at the end of the century and play "1999" by Prince.
You remember when music that was labeled "alternative" really was.
You were shocked at the Challenger explosion (which you were probably watching in school at the time).
You can't remember a time when "going out for coffee" DIDN'T involve 49,000 selections to choose from.
“Schoolhouse Rock” played a HUGE part in how you actually learned the English language.
You ever dressed to emulate a person you saw in a Duran Duran, Madonna, or Cyndi Lauper video.
During your teen years, you walked with a tilt to one side due to the number of plastic rings on that arm.
"Celebration" by Kool & the Gang was one of the hot new songs when you first heard it at a school dance.
The first time you ever kissed someone at a dance fell during "Crazy for You" by Madonna.
You ever owned one of those embarrassing crimping irons.
The phrase "Where's the beef?" still doubles you over with laughter.
You've ever shopped at a Banana Republic or Benetton.
You ever wanted to be gagged with a spoon.
You remember "Hey, let's be careful out there."
You had a crush on Jon Bon Jovi, or knew someone who did.
You thought eating Reese's Pieces would attract your own Alien.
You have ever called 867-5309. (You just sang that, didn’t you?)
You had a poster of Rob Lowe, Kirk Cameron, or Michael J. Fox on your wall.
You held the top score on Pac-Man.
You owned a t-shirt that said, "I shot J.R." or know someone who did.
You owned a Jordache anything or you remember when Jordache jeans were cool.
You remember when Madonna was just hitting the scene.
You thought "Weird Science" was a masterpiece.
Chevy Chase was really funny in those vacation movies.
You owned a *real* Rubik’s cube.
One word: Izod.
Leg warmers and headbands looked really cool to you.
You carried a flat-handle comb in the back pocket of your Chic jeans.
Jelly shoes and bracelets.
You know how to use a rotary phone.
You actually know who Rick Springfield is.
You knew how (or wanted to be able) to moonwalk.
You jammed to the Miami Vice theme and thought Jan Hammer was cool.
You can sing the rap to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and can do the Carlton.
You know that “WHOA” comes from Joey on Blossom.
It was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.
You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you traded handmade friendship bracelets or pins.
After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you kept saying “I know you are, but what am I?”
You remember “I've fallen and I can't get up”.
You remember boom boxes and walking around with one on your shoulder like you were all that.
You remember watching both Gremlins movies…at the theater.
You thought Doogie Howser or Samantha Micelli was hot.
You still remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac.
You know all the words to Bon Jovi – “Shot Through the Heart”.
You still sing “We are the World”.
You tight rolled your jeans.
You remember Don Johnson when he was cool.
You know who shot J.R.
You owned at least one skinny leather tie.
Your first Walkman weighed ten pounds and was the size of a brick.
You wore lace gloves with the fingers cut off, bright red Reebok high tops or parachute pants to a school dance.
You had a poster of Bo, Luke, and Daisy Duke.
You thought “The Clapper” was cool and always wanted one.
You remember, "This is your brain on drugs."
Ferris Buehler was your idol.
You had an entire wardrobe of Esprit clothing (or coveted one.)
You wore multi-colored earrings that touched your shoulders.
You have felt St. Elmo's fire burnin' in you.
You used to have the tendency to turn up the collar of your polo shirts.
You never went out for a night on the town without frosted blue eye shadow and feathered bangs.
Everything in your wardrobe was either pastel or fluorescent.
You know all the words to "I'm just a bill, sitting up on Capitol Hill" and "School House Rock."
You thought a Commodore 64 was the highest technology available.
One Phrase, "the plane, the plane".
You still have a couple of those barrettes made of woven ribbons.
You still think Donkey Kong can beat Mario up.