Thurman Hart

Let's see:
Left Coronado, entered Navy. It was great, it sucked.
Left Navy, married wife #1, w/2 step-kids. Adopted two children. Wife #1 left with the furniture, the food, and the cash, but I got the kids. I got the better end of that deal.
Married wife #2, went to grad school. Flunked out of Ph.D. program because they don't believe they were wrong. Had twin sons. Teach at several universities and colleges in NJ. Working on divorce # 2. As long as I get the kids, it's all good.
Now - where's that damned winning lotto ticket?

God. I don't remember much. I came, I saw, I split. The best thing I can say is that my teen years were NOT the best days of my life. So Bryan Adams can kiss my rear-end. No, really. I'd let him. And take a picture that I'd sell for a ton of cash....