John Noggy

-Working at Hose Master Inc. since 1989
-Living in Euclid since 1992
-Defiling international territories and municipal golf courses since 2005 (long stories, available upon request)
-Never married
-No children
-Moonlighting as Weekend Entertainment Evaluator/Consumption Consultant at local drinking establishments and private get-togethers since 1985 (contact me through my email, cell phone, or even Facebook to request my services)
-Celebrating my 38th year of spreading my wisdom and opinions to any and all who will listen