Mary Swanson Ebert

Profile Updated: June 7, 2026
Residing In Red Wing, MN USA
Occupation Retired engineer, working on an apple farm after husband bought it when I retired. Ha Ha!
Children Molly Catherine Goodier 1983 -two grandsons Oliver and Edmund
Kelly Marie Ganrud, 1987 two granddaughters More…Charlotte and Lorelei
Mary Cecile Meyers, 1992 just married
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Tammy Bolton Ebert children
Heidi Williams, 1987 2 grandchildren
Heather Guertin 1990 3 grandchildren

School Story

Funny Story: I was in Brookings SD when Kelby Krabbenhoff was elected to Sandford as their hospital administrator and CEO. I told my husband I went to school with Kelby and he sat in my English class. We were reading “Giants of the Earth” and we had reached the part where the farmers wife, living in a sod house, just lost their crops to locus and went insane. The English teacher asked the class why did the farmers wife go insane? She walked up and down the aisle and kept asking why did his wife go insane? Kelby, blurted out “ She had a grasshopper up her butt”! And I remember laughing so damn hard. This is is a good quality for a CEO… having a sense of humor.

My career was college SDSU BSME and MBA Rockhurst.
I worked most of my life as an engineer with welders and manufacturing. But I did spend 10 years working in the defense sector at a large plant with 8,000 employees, making obscene wages. I asked my manager why I didn’t have any work. This man, who came from the private sector, told me his old company (GM) could do the work of this defense contractor, with 200 employees. The 7800 cost plus employees (with no work) are nothing but pimps and prostitutes for central bankers (probably working for Epstein) So for 10 years I sat and did nothing and my salary allowed Wall Street to make obscene profits, which destroyed the real economy and our middle class. This is something I am not proud of, as I was raised to be honest and have integrity. My biggest regret in my life and I can’t change it.

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Jul 13, 2026 at 7:11 PM

Yep….many men never took typing . Then came the computers in 1984. I remember being in a large conference room with IBM engineers telling me, this technology, my new personal computer, will revolutionize the US economy and we would all be working 20 hour work weeks. I was so ecstatic my colleagues and I were skipping down the aisle at our work place chanting 20 hour work weeks…. Yes! But someone forgot to tell the engineers Epstein and the banksters that our monetary system is in a debt based Ponzi scheme! Technology is deflationary and our monetary system is based on inflation. So instead of 20 hour work weeks, we got destruction of our real economy with people working 2 jobs with less disposable income.

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Apr 30, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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