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10/22/08 09:17 AM #304     Jakari Taylor it already has like no sleep that nigga be lookin for a bottle every two hours like clock work 4oz we sleep when he sleep and its getting cold and my wife done put me outside with my smoking

10/22/08 12:49 PM #305     Cortrell Bowles (Wilson) Erika- Glad i can be helpful cause that vid is too funny i watch it all the time myself lmbo just thinking about her falling.... Jak- Don't worry it gets better later...much later lol and its cold but its a good thing she makes you smoke outside lil man don't need that lol hopefully she keeps everything on the nightstand by the bed cause when my girls were babies i could make bottles in my sleep (its easier if she uses the powder formula well in my case it was) have fun lol Meka- Will put some pics up asap cause i'm all about that paper homie lol Whew man i talk too much (that haven't changed lol)

10/22/08 01:35 PM #306     Valarie Blackman Lmao lil bit you wrong for that video. Jak if he is eating like that you are going to have to give him more than that, my 7 month old came out the womb drinking the full bottle that they give them when they are first born. By the time he was 2 months he was on cereal. I don't know about you but milk is too damn expensive, so I had to make amendments. Now he is grabbing my plate & curses me out if I don't feed him fast enough. He will teach yall his way real fast. Good luck!!!!

10/22/08 07:27 PM #307     Cortrell Bowles (Wilson) Val I had to post it bc when i saw it i rotfl it was soooo funny so i figured why not spread the laughter lol and on the your baby drinking the whole bottle mine would drink like six ounces so i started putting cereal in her bottle when she was like two months as well now your baby doctor will tell you not to but heck they aint buying that high milk are they lol shucks back in the day they used to half it with pet milk (learned that from my in laws lol) the pet milk made them fuller and it made them gain better weight but i wouldnt do it now though cause aint no telling whats in that stuff lol

10/22/08 09:21 PM #308     Corey Batemon can somebody please give me a baby so I can post baby talk, and actually know what I'm talking about. I heard if you put I little bleach in their milk it helps them sleep. I'm just trying to help too.

10/22/08 11:29 PM #309     Cortrell Bowles (Wilson) corey umm you need not say that dear lol that will most def put the baby in the icu lol so no noone needs to give you a human nothing lol rotfl @ you though lol i would say you could babysit mine but i"m scared they might not make it and i love my seeds lol

10/23/08 08:37 AM #310     Jakari Taylor good advise and yea Corey keep be a M.O.P (Master of Pullout) cause u don't need no kids hell I'm not sure if i needed any I've been peed on cursed out in baby talk seen me wife whole insides fall out her u kno what main my whole world upside down. and we on the powder milk 15.00 a can that last bout three days and peep this my wife make 1.80 over the income guideline for wick (Fuck Da Government

10/23/08 10:31 AM #311     Valarie Blackman Yea Jack I understand what u mean, wick really would help, hell I thought about tryna buck the system, like let my baby daddy try it or sum but I got scared, I don't want to make Fox 13 over sum milk. Trust me in a min u go use everything u can think of to fill dat baby up, as long as it don't give him reflux. Have you been changing his pamper & he pooped on you yet, if not it's coming so get ready.

10/23/08 01:29 PM #312     Corey Batemon It wouldn't be that bad for me, cause I was planning on getting a baby then putting it off on my moms to raise it. You know, how real niggas do it. Moms knows the best for it anyway, she raised three boys. She says all the time anyway she wishes we were still babies. So it's only befitting that I plant my lil demon seed in some freak junt, then give it over to moms and make all her dreams come true. Understand that this not how I actually feel, but I decided to say that only because if I ever said anything that had an ounce of sense, it wouldn't be me.

10/23/08 01:56 PM #313     Cortrell Bowles (Wilson) yall are crazy rotfl jak- sorry you had to see your wifes insides but hey you needed to see that so you will never forget what she had to go through to have your seed lol and the gov't be trippin i mean dont we pay taxes if we need a lil help they need to be bending over backwards to give it to us instead of those that have been getting gov't assistance for ten years plus lol corey- I'ma need you not to spill your demon seed ok lol

10/23/08 02:07 PM #314     Tameka Harrison Corey- Oh my what is there to say about you and your wicked sense of humor. You are trying to make babies with hoes, then put them off on your mama, and also kill them with a lil bleach in the milk. Lawd help this man if and when he ever have a child. Cortrell- Thats what Im talking about. Mo' Money Mo' Money Mo' Money. Jak- Well if your baby is on similac, go online to their website and sign up for the coupon to be sent out to you. I saved a lot of money on milk each time. I was getting coupons for like $3, $4, and $5 off. I know how it is. My baby went through like 12-15 cans a month. So I would get coupons in my name my aunt my mom or whoever. It all helped. Im all for the cereal in the milk too. Mine started at 6 weeks. Hell maybe before then.

10/23/08 06:02 PM #315     Jakari Taylor aaaaa I got one for yea corey and she a bobble head she tryin to prove she can get pregent through her mouth!!!

10/23/08 06:26 PM #316     Tameka Harrison LMAO

10/23/08 06:27 PM #317     Valarie Blackman Lmao at Jack

10/23/08 07:34 PM #318     Corey Batemon If it were true that a chick could get pregnant through the mouth, there would have to be a day set aside for men where we could reflect on the days were there was medium to low risk in getting good head. That means women would have to wear mouth condoms. DAMN!! The very thought of it sickens me deeply. It would change the face of the nation(excuse the pun). So much so that I believe that Obama wouldn't even be running for president. I would personally have to think long and hard (excuse the pun) for a reason to live on. What a disturbing conversation this has been in the message forum today.

10/23/08 07:55 PM #319     Erika Howard LMAO at all ya'll especially Corey. You are a silly as the day we left school. You should have been a fucking comedian on the real I would pay money just to hear your jokes think about it. Sorry Jak Kids don't let you get too much sleep. And damn I didn't know you could make too much money to get WIC that's messed up. I guess I had my baby at the right time or just had a couple of short checks. THANK YOU JESUS!!!!!!!!!! I couldn't imagine paying for that high as milk for a year. My baby was like Tameka's though he started on cereal at 6wks. that lil nigga still like to eat. I ain't mad though cuz so does his mama LOL.

10/23/08 07:59 PM #320     Erika Howard And Jak your wife looking tired as hell on that picture tell her this is only the beginning LMAO. I'm not having no more of those lil angels. precious just too much damn work. have fun

10/23/08 09:25 PM #321     Cortrell Bowles (Wilson) wow @ corey lol if i would have known you were this funny i would have become yo friend lol (not saying there is a reason for me not being lol) and jak the wifey is tired but tell her its more where that came from oh and it isn't too late for her to breastfeed me personally i couldn't take a baby latching on to my twins lol so i pumped the suckers now let her know at first it is going to hurt like crazy but hey its better for them my babies never got sick lol but after awhile i stopped cause i didn't want the twins looking like saddle bags lol (2 much info lmbo) oh don't put cereal too early though b/c if will give the lil man bad trapped gas oh and if he gets gas or colic go to your local pharmacy and ask for catnip (no its not cat food lol) you boil it and of course let it cool and then give it to him it'll clear right up (got this from my mom-in law you know older peeps know those home remedies lol) i talk too much lol

10/24/08 01:36 PM #322     Cortrell Bowles (Wilson) Dedria- lasagna ewwww now that was nasty lol but it is a sight huh i mean lets think about it i know your body shrinks back but i wonder once a man sees that does he think to him self hmmm am i really satsfying her lmbo that was nasty sorry yall lol and yeah i'm about to call the nut house and see if they have a free room for corey lol

10/24/08 02:27 PM #323     Tameka Harrison Dedria and Cortrell- Well I'm just going to take him downtown and get a check that I will be the power of attorney over. I might as well make this trip a business venture, since he headed down the NUTTY RD for DAYUM FOOLS anyway. Corey- Keep it coming. Just when my day seems bad you have lil silly knowledge to make me crack a smile. Jakari- The wifey and you will soon have a routine down pack and lil man will get better with the sleeping. Now for the eating, can't say that will get any better. But for my child she won't eat a meal, her lil greedy butt likes to eat all da with everybody. Thats why she has been 25lbs. since she was a year old and she about to be 2.

10/24/08 03:18 PM #324     Dawn Chapman ok..its so official.. YOU MF'S ARE RETARDED ROFLMAO!!! I missed one day of checking the site and yall just str8 clowned. Cortrell-- breast feeding makes the girls sag? OMG, I'll have to rethink that whole thing then lol.. HELLLLLLLLZ NAW I aint preggers b4 anybody get to thinking it lol. Just thinking ahead. Sista-- that was nasty as hell, why would you say lasagna? HAAAAAAAAAA.. that whole thing was disgusting as hell tho. i think its worse watching the shit than actually having the kid. I now know how aliens come to our planet, THRU THAT DAMN AFTER BIRTH.. OMG, okay I'm thru here. Hope yall peoples have a great and safe wkend! PEACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

10/24/08 08:22 PM #325     Corey Batemon Days ago I saw a message board on the brink of colasping, so I decided to submit some thought provoking dialogue in an attempt to reignite this forum. Instead I've been reduced to an insane nut who needs to be condemned to the nut house. In the words of the Corey Batemon of yester-year "Know your roles and shut your mouths." Look, I don't want to beat this thing to death(pardon the pun) but any man can vouch for me when I say that it's an uneasy thought to know women can attain oral pregnancy. That would mean that they can't even say thankyou when a man does something nice. The best display of gratification is oral gratification. Whenever I've done something nice for a woman and they said "thankyou", I reply by saying I can't hear you, would you please speak into the mic. All I'm saying is that we should not take these simple pleasures in life for granted. Before I go I thought I should share this definition I found in Batemon's Dictionary. Good Head- 1. To say thankyou. 2. The highest form of gratification. 3. To keep a marriage together.

10/24/08 09:03 PM #326     Jakari Taylor that mutha fucka is crazy i damn near done died in here but yea i would have to say it looke like something serious

10/24/08 11:18 PM #327     Valarie Blackman lmfao @ corey, boy u a fool & i take it the gratification for women is the same but replacing the mic wit u know what

10/25/08 11:59 AM #328     Cortrell Bowles (Wilson) Lawd have mercy lol yall are crazy rotfl@ speak into the mic lol lol and aliens coming from afterbirth lol it is yucky though but hey they make lipstick from it hahahaha oh wait thats placenta aint it all the same (thinking) Have a Grand Weekend Folks

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