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Oliver Turner
To: All Classmates From: Me, The Walking Man Words are inadequate in expressing my sincere appreciation for the great deeds everyone contributed to make our 30th Class Reunion a success. The services you rendered, by lending a helping hand, will always be remembered. Your presence, participation, and overall performance and support, will go down in history as one of the grestest reunion any class at Douglass has ever had. I will cherish this weekend for the rest of my life. Mmmmmmm, I didn't know I could be so serious. So much for that, Rachel, Elaine, and Joyce, you deserve a standing ovation as well as an applaud for a job well-done. So, Whom-So-Never, (as the old folks would say) is reading this, should stand-up and clap. Three hops this time. To everyone else, whether you were directly or indirectly involved this weekend, thanks be unto you, also. Rachel had mantioned, (not mentioned), she mantioned that the guys in our class should do a fund-raising activity, but after carefully scrutinizing and sorting out all loopholes, I, the walking man, decided that all the ladies that were in attendance this weekend, should put together, A Beauty Pageant to raise some money. In school, I was more or less in "BOOKS" and not "GIRLS," But now, I like the girl with the weave in the front, yeah, I like the girl who can roll a fat blunt. Laying all jokes aside, all the girls in our class are beautiful, attractive, and gorgeous. You all possess great leadership abilities, a good personality, and what more could I ask. Be sure to include my wife, Iris, because I didn't realize she was so pretty until I was sitting beside her at church on Sunday. I know everybody can't win, but everyone will at least come in first or second place. Love, Oliver Turner, Sr.
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