| 03/02/09 06:45 PM |
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Dwayne Smither
Ok, Here is the script I have written for Dinky Links.
(British accent) We're on the streets asking people about their Dinky Links. (Street noise in the background)
Pardon me sir, Have you tried Dinky Links?
(average Joe) A Dinky What?
Dinky Links sir, have you had one?
Dude, you're creeping me out, go away.
I can't sir, not until you've tried a Dinky Links.
Really, GO AWAY!
Dinky Links are custom wieners. Hot to the taste and made from fresh pork shoulders and spices.
Oh...why didn't you say so?
I tried sir, but you kept telling me to go away.
Okay I'll try one (We hear the guy biting and chewing) Hmm... (he says with his mouth full) This is pretty good. And HOT. Wow this is hot, wow this is good. WOW! I LOVE MY DINKY LINKS (We hear the man running down the street screaming how he loves his Dinky Links)
(British voice again) Why don't you explore the great taste of Dinky Links today. Availble on line at dinkylinks.com
(Announcers voice) Anyone under 18 must be accompanied by an adult before eating a Dinky Links.
Pardon me sir, have you tried Dinky Links?
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