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Romer Morillo
MAG-BASA MUNA KAYO NG KWENTO.............
WHEN GRANDMA GOES TO COURT
IN A TRIAL, A SOUTHERN SMALL TOWN (MISSISSIPI) PROCECUTING ATTORNEY CALLED HIS FIRST WITNESS, A GRAND MOTHERLY, ELDERLY WOMAN TO THE STAND, HE APPROACHED HER AND ASKED…
PROSEC ATTY MRS. JONES(GRANDMA), DO YOU KNOW ME ?
GRANDMA WHY ?? , YES, I DO KNOW YOU, MR. WILLIAMS. IVE KNOWN YOU SINCE YOU WERE A BOY, AND FRANKLY, YOU’VE BEEN A BIG DIS APPOINTMENT TO ME. YOU LIE, YOU CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE, AND YOU MANIPULATE PEOPLE AND TALK ABOUT THEM BEHIND THEIR BACKS. YOU THINK YOU’RE A BIG SHOT WHEN YOU HAVENT THE BRAIN TO REALIZE YOU’LL NEVER AMOUNT TOANYTHING MORE THAN A TWO-BIT PAPER PUSHER, YES I KNOW YOU.
THE PROSEC LAWYER WAS STUNNED, NOT KNOWING WHAT ELSE TO DO, HE POINTED ACROSS THE ROOM AND ASKED :;
PROSEC ATTY MRS JONES, DO YOU KNOW THE DEFENCE ATTY.
GRANDMA WHY, YES I DO., IVE KNOWN MR. BRADLEY SINCE HE WAS A YOUNSTER, TOO. HE’S LAZY, BIGOTED, AND HE HAS A DRINKING PROBLEM, HE CANT BUILD A NORMAL RELATIONSHIP WITH ANYONE, AND HE’S LAW PRACTICE IS ONE OF THE WORST IN THE ENTIRE STATE. NOT TO MENTIONED, HE CHEATED ON HE’S WIFE WITH THREE DIFFERENT WOMEN, ONE OF THEM WAS YOUR WIFE. YES I KNOW HIM.
THE DEFENCE ATTY NEARLY DIED…..
THE JUDGE ASKED BOTH COUNSELORS TO APPROACHED THE BENCH AND,, IN A VERY QUITE VOICE, SAID.
JUDGE IF EITHER OF YOU IDIOTS ASK HER IF SHE KNOWS ME, I’LL SEND YOU BOTH TO ELECTRIC CHAIR…..
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