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09/21/09 07:55 AM #478    

Muriel Korina Fernandez (Almazan)

nen, sadi kya Pinas a paghehelmetan kin buko a motor amo na ngani an a siko, ata minsan a suno buong pamilya, iparayu nganako nyku!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Last week sana sadto upodka casureco del rosario naga natrafic kami, adto palan inaaksidente sa motor, nakadapla su lalaki, nagrugo na su payu kaya ma Hesusmaryusep na ako, buway pa man pero maluluya as in su mata sana na pagkimat a nagigibo,mga tawo man imbes na tabangan na, darawun sa ospital, para silngan lang, sabi ku iba, pagpipicturan pa kaya ngaya yan,nayku baga.nasabat pati namo su ambulansya sadto simbahan concepcion, nayku!!!!!pag dinara pa sa m. seton na uda kwarta, sori na tlaga...san man pati, money down muna, d mann sa nagkokontra ako samga madre pero amu yan sabing tumabang muna, saka na a kwarta.rumrum ko ku ako kaiba pagdarawa c Mam na Beloro ku maatake sa puso after magserve election ta di man nabubulong sadto mediatrix, nasa ambulansya kami, d inaako miling da kwarta pang ct scan, nagdespunir kami ku ngud ni mam, saka sana pinaloog iya...kaya nayku, iparayu man, amo yan abo ko na magsesrve sa election ta gasino man a makukuko tapos a buway mo delikado pa, 3500 gayud su bayad plus 5 aldow servis credits mala ta paralyz bga saka more that 130k su gasto ospital

09/21/09 02:14 PM #479    

Maria Beatriz Galicia (Lopez)

tama kamo tungkol ka mga motorista situn. usad pang komentaryo ko amu an na pagkuku ka lisensiya situn minsan madadara sana sa bayad dawa diri na magtake sa driving test pasar tulos kaya a mga drivers diri tatao ka mga regulasyon sa tenampo saka sa pagdrive. basta tataong magpaandar sa awtu okey na. saka a ibang pulis bukong maigpit sa pagpatupad ka mga regulasyon.

09/21/09 09:23 PM #480    

 

Kim Israel

kol....amo po aq d. amo nayan pangawak mo ta mas panatag a buot ni Abing kin mabil2 ika ta kulang a dating hehe.

Hi Fe kumusta na?

Hello Nen. manamok pa ngowan c2n?basta kya baga summer c2n ay makinagat cra.

Heloooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

09/22/09 03:28 AM #481    

 

Romer Morillo


TAMA PO AN MGA BATCHMATE, DAPAT HIGPITAN ANA REGULASYON PARA SA MGA MOTORISTA, SAKA TIP KO PALAN SA MGA NAG MOMOTOR "KIN MIG JACKET PO KAMO, DIRI PO PAG BALIKTARON NA SO ZIPPER SADTO LIKOD NAKATAPAT " TA BAKA KIN MA DISKWIDO, UNAON KO MIG SALBAR KANINYO, NAPIRIPIT SO PAYO, TAPOS BAKA ITAMA NIRA SADTO JACKET, IMBES NA NAG AANGOS ANGOS PA, BAKA MATULUYAN LUGOD.....

09/22/09 02:35 PM #482    

 

Senen Salcedo

Nogie,

Ngowan bagang summer boko man na grabe ana namok, mas malala 3 years ago ta pag nag luwas ika, san pa sana pwerta agko na nakaabang kanimong sang gatos na namok, mala pating duduag.....baoy ngani kan namo sadi, national bird na kuno!

09/23/09 01:01 PM #483    

Cyril Sarto (Berry)

Kumusta mga ka batchmate? Miss ko na Nabua.

Hi Joy, maraming salamt sa iyong pagbati sa aking kaarawan. Pati na rin sa mga friends ko na nahuli sa pag greet.
Huli man daw at magaling...huli pa rin. Isay kaya adto ay!

Hello Fe, kumusta nk? mga cousins ko nsa California, baka mabisto mo man siton hehe!

09/23/09 01:11 PM #484    

Cyril Sarto (Berry)

it's joke tym!!!

SHORTIES:

Hindi lahat ng party ay masaya- 3RD PARTY
Hindi lahat ng 13 ay malas-13 MONTH PAY
Hindi lahat ng negative nakakalungkot-PREGNANCY TEST
Hindi lahat ng positive ikina sasaya-HIV POSITIVE


CHINESE FENG SHUI:

If MIRROR at the stairs, may swerte at grasya akyat
If MIRROR at the door, may swerte at grasya pasok
If MIRROR at the ceiling, ikaw swerte nasa loob ka ng MOTEL

ERAP disembarked from PAL flight and was met by reporter who asked; "Sir, what do you think of the economy?
ERAP: I don't know. I was seated in the first class.

09/24/09 04:35 AM #485    

 

Romer Morillo


A guy was setting up his new e-mail account while his GF sat beside him.
Feeling all MACHO, he put in "PENIS" as his password.
His GF fell off her chair when the error message registered as.......... .....
.........PASSWORD TOO SHORT!!!!!

A bear, a lion and a pig were talking who's the most feared?
BEAR: I roar and forest trembles!!!
LION: I roar and the jungle shakes!!!!
PIG : I cough and the whole world panic!!!! (H1N1)


APO: La, bakit mas mabilis pumuti ang hair sa itaas kesa ibaba?
LOLA: Kasi apo, sa itaas puro problema, sa ibaba puro LIGAYA!!!


TATAY: Nak, painumin mo yong kalabaw.
ANAK: Opo itay! (Maya-maya.. ...)
ANAK: 'tay ayaw uminom ng kalabaw
ITAY: Bakit? San mo ba nilagay ang tubig?
ANAK: Sa baso po!
ITAY: Susmaryosep! Dapat nilagyan mo pa ng straw para sulit ang katangahan mo!



REPORTER: Ngayong nanalo ka MANNY, ano ang pasalubong mo ke JINKEE?
MANNY: Ibon syimpre, mahilig sya run eh...
REPORTER: IBON?? Anong klaseng ibon?
MANNY: Yong mga lepstek,pang- meyk-ap basta mga IBON products...


Ako ay simpleng tao lamang. Kumbaga sa bigas NFA lang. Hindi kagwapohan, hindi kasarapan,pero pinipilahan. ...."


X-BF: Can we be again?
X-GF: Shut up!
X-BF: Luv pa rin kita!
X-GF: Mov on! Naka mov on na aq!
X-BF: Loadan kita!
X-GF: Joke! Luv pa rin kita!
LOAD-moves in mysterious ways!


BERTO: Uwi na ako at gusto ko nang hubarin ang panty ng misis ko!
JUANCHO: Hot na hot ka na pare?
BERTO: Hindi, masyadong masikip sa akin eh...

NANAY: O,junior,puro ka pasa?! Basagulero ka talaga! Manang-mana ka sa tatay mo! Sino bang naka-away mo?
JUNIOR: Si JAKE po,'yang pogi sa tapat.
TATAY: Halika anak! RESBAKAN natin!
JUNIOR: Huwag na po! Hindi na kailangan, Nakipag-break na ako sa kanya! Hu! Hu! Hu!



09/24/09 04:38 AM #486    

 

Romer Morillo

Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what...

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school

and became friends.

Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch.

They discovered that they both brought chicken

sandwiches every day!

This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades,

until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a

chicken sandwich..

He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken,

don't you like it anymore?"

She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."

"Why?" he asked.

She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to

grow little feathers down there!"

"Let me see" he said.

"Okay" and she pulled up her skirt.

He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat

any more chicken."

He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he

brought peanut butter.

He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!"

She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants

for her.

She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you!

You've already got the neck and the gizzards!!!




09/24/09 04:40 AM #487    

 

Romer Morillo

Amazing Definitions



• School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

• Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

• Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

• Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

• Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

• Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

• Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

• Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

• Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

• Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

• Father: A banker provided by nature.

• Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

• Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

• Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

• Classic: Books: which people praise, but do not read.

• Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

• Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

• Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

• Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
• Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

• Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

09/24/09 07:19 AM #488    

Muriel Korina Fernandez (Almazan)

Ways To Know You Are A Filipino

1. You point with your lips

2. You nod upwards to greet someone.

3. You collect items from hotels or restaurants "for souvenir".

4. You smile for no reason.

5. You flirt by having a foolish grin in your face while raising your eyebrows repeatedly.
6. You go to a department store and try to bargain the prices.

7. You add an unwarranted "H" to your name, i.e. "Jhun," "Bhoy," "Rhon."
8. You put your hands together in front of you as if to make a path and say "excuse, excuse" when you pass in between people or in front of the TV

9. You like everything imported or "state-side."

10. You check the labels on clothes to see where it was made before buying.

11. You always offer food to all your visitors.

12. You say "comfort room" instead of "bathroom."

13. You say "for take out" instead of "to go."
14. You asked for "Colgate" instead of "toothpaste."

15. You asked for a "pentel-pen" or a "ball-pen" instead of just "pen."

16. You order a McDonald's instead of "hamburger"(pronounced ham-boor-jer)
17. You say "Ha?" instead of "What."

18. You say "Hoy" to get someone's attention.

19. You answer when someone yells "Hoy."

20. You turn around when someone says "Psst!"
21. Your sneeze sounds like "ahh-ching" instead of "ahh-choo."

22. You prefer to make acronyms for phrases such as "OA" for over acting, or "TNT" for, well, you know.

23. You say "air con" instead of "a/c" or air conditioner.

24. You say "brown-out" instead of "black-out."

25. You have a portrait of "The Last Supper" hanging in your dining room.

26. You own a Karaoke System.

27. You own a piano that no one ever plays.
28. You own a "barrel man" (you pull up the barrel and you see something that looks familiar. schwing...)

29. You refer to your VCR or VCD as a "betamax

30. You have a giant wooden fork and spoon hanging somewhere in the dining room

31. Your car has too many "burloloys" like Jeepneys

32. You hang a Rosary on your car's rear view mirror.

33. You order a "soft drink" instead of a "soda."

34. You refer to seasonings and all other forms of monosodium glutamate as "Ajinomoto"

35. You love collecting plastic bags from groceries and shopping malls.



09/24/09 07:28 AM #489    

Muriel Korina Fernandez (Almazan)

kabuway baga pirmi kading website ta a, very good!!!!!!!!!!!

09/24/09 07:32 AM #490    

 

Kim Israel

kol...mauran c2n inyo?sadi Nabua ka lapok!. abot pa sna q, galin nman u.

Mayna kamo mag Tsika!!!!!!!!

Mer...ayos Joke mo -). musta?

09/24/09 08:43 AM #491    

Muriel Korina Fernandez (Almazan)

mauran bga gyapun,
seminar kami sa pili hyskul,
pinaalup pati kami,
nakapamudto ala una treinta y siyete,
kaya pagsilong ko sa speaker pati,
1 na pidaso ng karne,
hay,hay, hay, kin ako pati ayatan udma sa impresyon,
su kapalpakan sa pagkaun a kanakong sasabiyun,
Php600each paman su kanamong registration,
abunado pa ko ta uda su skul koleksyun.
rakman lalo na a mga nagluluya-luya,
eskwela, pati mga maestra,
kaya sabi ko kanda
daig ng maagap ang masipag talaga,
di magpaparaluyaluya
ta alup a aabutan ta.

09/24/09 08:50 AM #492    

Muriel Korina Fernandez (Almazan)

kim, ingat sana pirmi
kno nmn a balik mo sadi?
parapayaman sana ika,
warasi man kami baga

09/24/09 11:41 AM #493    

 

Fe Penaverde (Kohl)

Tama kamo mga batchmates manongod ka mga naaaksidente sa motorsiklo na uda helmet na gamit saka di tattao ka linya nira sa tinampo tanganing makalikay na di madisgrasya. Arog kan so nangyari years ago ku amiga kong maestra sadto Balatan Central School. Si Laila Tanay (may her soul rest in peace), nagsuno ku agom niyang si Monique na nagmomotor paiyan sadto Nabua galin Balatan, tapos ibinugkos niya so jacket niya sadto hips niya. Habang nagdadalagan so motor, bigla iyang nahatak patalsik ta so jacket niya napiripitan so ruyda, eh di talsik iya. But, if she would have worn helmet, she could have been alive until now...so motorcyclist, pls. wear a helmet!

09/24/09 11:48 AM #494    

 

Fe Penaverde (Kohl)

KIM--welcome to our tsika forum!! Ok lang ako, ika kumusta man. Maray pa ika ta nakasilag ku Nabua dawa pirming nag-uran na.

CYRIL---sari a mga pinsan mo sadi Cal.? I'm sure nakasabat na ko sa iba.

'MHER---ok adto mga definition mong jokes ah! Keep it coming.

SENEN--nagkabinaydan kami ni Manay 'Melda & Homer sadto San Diego ku Penafrancia celebration. It was good seeing them..regards!

09/24/09 11:52 AM #495    

 

Fe Penaverde (Kohl)

KORINA---I have an addition to recognizing somebody if you're a Filipino....pag-iyan mo sa baloy nira, tapos agko ALTAR full of imahen sa mga Santo y Santa.

09/25/09 04:26 AM #496    

 

Kim Israel

Fe...maray mn po. sari u ngowan nka istar?
grabe adi uran sdi uda pundo.

Kol...sdi pq Pinas. wat i mean sapon ay kin kuno nganako ngLog aq ay Log out nman u hehe.

hi Melanie! nauda 2Los u ay.

Uda bsang ngTtambay sdi ay!!!!iba mn tlGa a uda gibo ta cge sna a tAmbay hehehe tambay man kaon man.

09/25/09 05:04 AM #497    

 

Romer Morillo

Kim pare, ok man ako sadi, nakakaraos pa man baga kadi pag buway buway pre, di pa man kinakaipuwan na mag serbi sa WALOP para makaraos sa buway........

Madam fe, madam khol, Miss Cyril, Miss Jean, Miss Bet, Mr. Jeason, Mr Senen, ko ngamin na sana, MUSTA NA PO KAMO........

09/25/09 06:39 AM #498    

Muriel Korina Fernandez (Almazan)

uran sadi pili
sobra, grabe
kaya sigurado
baha na sa nabua adto
signal no. 1 kami
tibaad d nmn mag grabe

09/25/09 07:50 AM #499    

 

Jeason Velitario

Juice mray n aldow y' gab-e po kninyo ngamin.
Pre mher,grabe k ai ! Amakon mo mgserbi s walop ! Kusog ng masi an ! Mga migo ag miga pcnsya npo kamu kin mdyo bihira n q mgpost sadi ta pirmi bga masibot kadi panambong.dispwes,nauunabiyan man bga pirmi ading alang2,kya nag ingkaminar man n mkpagpost.
Ai ! Ulat raw ngona po tbi ta,limasan q ngona ading bangka ! Naraw ako ilunod,masiba an, atang uda p migmana ! jejejejeje !

09/25/09 07:57 AM #500    

Muriel Korina Fernandez (Almazan)

fe, ipadara ko na adto udma, pasabay sadto pig order mo k jane.sabi mo ginalin na, dpaman plan...


jeason, unta....d na ka bga aktibo sadi, uno pigkakaabalahan mo?

09/25/09 08:05 AM #501    

 

Jeason Velitario

Hi ginang almazan,aktibo pman po ako,ana kmaturan po.ara aldow ako ngbbsita sdi,cge sna man po ana masid q.
Ata pong masibot po ako kading panambong,ikasaod bsang sadto banwaan.

09/25/09 02:32 PM #502    

 

Senen Salcedo

Yehey, mala baga ka buway kadi website ta. Salamat sa mga active participants!

Kim: maray baga ta nagtataga participate na ka, padagusa sana....tanhk you and welcome to the website.

Kohl, Cyril and Romer: sige sana mga jokes, magtawa basang kita. I like your definitions....nurse...haha, tumpak! Usad pang way na mabisto mo kin Pinoy, pag agko darang 2 boxes instead of luggages pag nasa airport!

Fe: amo, nasabi na baya adto kanako ni Nene na nagkabinaydan kuno kamo sa San Diego, hopefully by next year maka attend man ako. Kuno palan pangyari ana sinasabi mong maestra from Balatan Central? Na assign kaya baga ako sa Balatan 1999-2000 ko nasa DECS pa ako. Baka na meet ko na iya pero di ko sana matandaan.

Cyril, belated....nasa front page man ika kadi website kaya na greet ta na ka long before your birthday.

Jhie: welcome back......sari na si Jane?

Just had lunch....siram! Iniyow na tilapya plus Mang Tomas Sarsa, kinamot ko pati....iyan man sana sadto Nabua....sayang oda kaya lemonsito!

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