Timothy Edstrom

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I went to CU-Boulder on their seven year party track and still managed to finish in four years. After being denied at Phi Kegga Kegga, I had to start my own fraternity with a group of social misfits and nerds. Needless to say, the dean was taught a lesson he will never forget. I went to law school at DU and now work at a Denver firm where I focus on federal civil rights litigation and criminal law. I conned a beautiful woman who is out of my league to marry me in 2006, and after fulfilling my biological destiny of procreating with a person genetically superior to myself, my wife is finally starting to come to her senses. Having been at Niwot High School for only three years, I still have one more year of football eligibility, so I've become the backup quarterback this fall (I was injured during two-a-days, so I'm the dude wearing the Daisy Duke jeans and the Niwot jersey on the sideline).

With a dream and the assistance of one person, I created a freshman Venus Fly Trap in which unwitting freshmen would be assaulted, pinball style, on their way to class. I turned my back on the project and the thing reproduced exponentially to become a 40 person juggernaut that threatened to swallow not only all freshmen, but all light and gravity. The trap got shut down by the principal in one of the most agonizing moments of the entire '90s decade.

I also relished in the glory of being an All American quarterback and beating Tech and Bayside on the way to a state championship.