Doug Deru

BYU (BA, Public Relations, 1997)
University of Phoenix (Master of Science in Accountancy, 2010)

I think I've made a major breakthrough . . I recently stopped having night terrors directly related to the continuous blasting of Milli Vanilli in the locker room prior to home basketball games. I think I might have even turned out to be a decent player it weren't for little pieces of my soul dying in agony about an hour before each tipoff. I think blowing out both ACL's might have been less of a hindrance.

But Sheddrick and Willis, I forgive you.