Thad Evans

Profile Updated: February 28, 2024
Residing In: Salinas, CA USA
Spouse/Partner: Yolanda (deceased)
Are you retired? Yes
Children: Claudia, born 1971; Aleks, born 1975. However, we adopted both of them while on the first tour of duty More…in Germany 1973 - 1977.
Military Service: Army  
Occupations:

1971 - 1991: U.S. Army. Retired as Major.
1991 - 2004: Worked in the Business Offices of various school districts, mostly in Monterey County, CA., but my last job was Chief Business Official of the St. Helena Unified School District in Napa County, CA. Wine Country!

Grandchildren (and great grandchildren):

Aarik Colin Evans, born 2016
Skyler Elliott Evan's, born 2018

Where all have you lived since graduating from Harding?

Norman OK; Hicksville, OH (really); Portland, OR; Ft. Benning, GA; Ft. Huachuca, AZ; Ft. Riley, KS; Augsburg, FRG; Camp Casey, Korea; Ft. Bragg, NC; Ft. Sill, OK; Ft. Harrison, IN; Heidelburg, FRG; Frankfurt, FRG; Ft. Ord, CA; St. Helena, CA; Salinas, CA.

Bucket List?

Travel

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Feb
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Feb 28, 2024 at 8:02 AM

Posted on: Feb 28, 2024 at 1:10 AM

Humor

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Mar 02, 2024 at 4:38 PM

Posted on: Feb 24, 2024 at 10:52 AM

From Sis:

Subject: Laws of life

2. Law of Mechanics

When changing your oil, your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

2. Law of Gravity

Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.

3. Law of Probability

The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of Random Numbers

If you dial the wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.

5. Variation Law

If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.

6. Law of the Bath

When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring.

7. Law of Close Encounters

The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

8. Law of the Result

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, IT WILL!!!

9. Law of Biomechanics

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10 . Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.

11. The Coffee Law

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

12. Murphy's Law of Lockers

If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

13. Law of Physical Surfaces

The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

14. Law of Logical Argument

Anything is possible IF you don't know what you are talking about.

15. Law of Physical Appearance

If the clothes fit, they're ugly.

16. Law of Public Speaking

A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!

17. Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy

As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it OR the store will stop selling it!

18. Doctors' Law

If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there, you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.

The Law of Television Entertainment

As soon as you find a television program that you really like, it will be cancelled.

IMPORTANT: If you don't forward this to your friends, your belly button will unscrew and your butt will fall off. Really... It's true. I read it on the Internet.

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Feb 24, 2024 at 9:45 AM

Posted on: Feb 24, 2024 at 12:00 AM

Last from Steve ( for now):
16. When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?
17. I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
18. When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east."
19. Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out.
20. Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever. We call those people cops.
21. My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb.

Feb
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Feb 23, 2024 at 12:57 PM

More via Steve Cox:

11. When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.
12. I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.
13. I run like the winded.
14. I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don't know whose side I'm on.
15. When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, "Why, what did you hear?"

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Feb 23, 2024 at 3:49 PM

Posted on: Feb 21, 2024 at 4:22 PM

Another from Steve. Sounds like us.

An English professor announced to the class: "There are two words I don't allow in my class. One is gross and the other is cool."

From the back of the room a voice called out, "So, what are the words?”

Feb
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Feb 20, 2024 at 11:32 AM

Remember when...

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Feb 23, 2024 at 3:49 PM

Posted on: Feb 20, 2024 at 10:27 AM

More from Steve Cox:
6. When I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.
7. I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.
8. I had my patience tested. I'm negative.
9. Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.
10. If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"

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Feb 21, 2024 at 9:33 AM

Posted on: Feb 18, 2024 at 11:38 AM

Words of wisdom via Steve Cox:

1. When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.
2. To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it.
3. Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.
4. It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles.
5. The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

Feb
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Feb 18, 2024 at 10:48 AM

Woof:

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Feb 16, 2024 at 11:30 PM

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Feb 14, 2024 at 8:24 AM

Posted on: Feb 13, 2024 at 9:15 AM

This is us

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Feb 10, 2024 at 10:40 AM

Water

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Posted on: Feb 09, 2024 at 11:02 AM

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Feb 08, 2024 at 10:20 AM

I'm watching the show "This is Us" again.

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Feb 07, 2024 at 9:51 AM

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Feb
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Feb 06, 2024 at 8:13 PM

Dawgs.

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Posted on: Feb 05, 2024 at 10:17 AM

Thanks for the BD wishes.

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Feb 05, 2024 at 8:12 AM

Posted on: Feb 04, 2024 at 11:18 AM

Hey, I can upload pictures from my tablet!

Feb
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Feb 01, 2024 at 6:56 PM

Please stand by . . .
The site's not letting me upload pixes right now.

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