Changing Times

 How Times Have Changed!

1974: Long Hair
2020: Longing for hair

1974: The perfect high.
2020: The perfect high yield mutual fund.

1974: Keg.
2024: EKG.

1974: Acid Rock.
2024: Acid Reflux.

1974: Moving to California because it's cool.
2024: Moving to California because it's warm.

1974: Growing pot.
2024: Growing potbelly.

1974: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents.
2024: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your grandchildren and greatgrand.children

1974: Seeds and stems.

2024: Roughage

1974: Popping pills, smoking joints.
2024: Taking pills for popping joints.

1974: Killer weed.
2024: Weed killer.

1974: Hoping for a BMW.
2024: Hoping for a BM.

1974: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
2020: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.

1974: Getting out to a new, hip joint.
2024: Getting a new hip joint.

1974: Rolling Stones.
2024: Kidney stones.

1974: Being called into the principal's office.
2024: Calling the principal's office.

1974: Fourth Street bridge
2024: Dental bridge

1974: Screw the system!
2024: Upgrade the system.

1974: "Whatever"
2024: Depends

1974: Parents begging you to get your hair cut.
2024: Children begging you to get their heads shaved.

1974: Take acid.
2024: Take antacid.

1974: Passing the driver's test.
2024 Passing the vision test.

1974: Peace sign.
2024: Mercedes logo.