CHRISTOPHER HARMON

darkmarktwain@yahoo.com

Well, I finally got laid a lot. That's always important. What else, oh yeah, I'm a writer now. Started in 1996. Mostly screenpalys, documentaries (one about ex-Orchard Parker, Rick James), short stories, training videos, etc. Yo, I'll write porn if the price is right. Met some of my heroes like Carlos Santana, Willie Mays, Jackie Chan, Angela Bassett and have even been to the Playboy mansion. If any of my homeboys (or homegirls) are working in the film industry, please reach back and help a hard working brother out. I've got that quality product (8 screenplays) and a sweet chocolate personality that only gets better with time.

Well my memories are kind of a blur in 2008. Weren't much better in 1978. Y'all know what I mean. Did Bob Marley and Jerry Garcia have a lot of relatives attending that school or what? You could get a DUI from just taking a whizz in the men's room. I remember Terry the narc trying to play John Wayne up in there. I'm sure his psycho-therapist got rich just for treating him for 1978. We had some hotties in that class too. Don't be shy, say hello to big daddy one time.