Cary Coatney

Profile Updated: August 21, 2009
Residing In: Burbank, CA USA
Spouse/Partner: never
Homepage: www.myspace.com/purplepinupguru
Occupation: TV market coordinator, comic book writer, musician
Children: None
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To recap 25 years in one easy quick bite paragraph? Let's see, went to learn to be a recording engineer in 1983, came back to Parsippany to attend county college in 1984, went to apply my trade in California in 1985, got bored of my trade in 1990 and went back to what I loved best - which were comic books. In the 90's I managed a comic book store in North Hollywood and started writing articles for a weekly trade publication called the Comics Buyer's Guide - those articles led me to a position with the San Diego Comic Con. After I got fired from them, I went to live in London for a bit. Couldn't really afford to live in London. Came back to Los Angeles, began working for the movie studios starting with a five year tenure at Warner Bros doing script checking. After being laid off from the WB - I found jobs here and there with Paramount Pictures, Dreamworks, Fox Sports, until finally I landed here at Sony Pictures Television with a penthouse office directing the syndicated markets of Seinfeld and the Shield. On the offshoot, I work on my creator owned comic book called the Deposit Man through my own imprint, Landescape Productions ( The new cover is my current profile pic on my myspace page! ), and I've recently gotten through a tumultous relationship with a crazed psycho porn actress called Rikki Lixxx which ended with her having to go to jail for two months. I still dabble here and there with synthesizers.

School Story:

None that really stick out. I wasn't really well liked at Parsippany, if I remember right. There are some highlights: I remember beating the crap out of Dave Baldwin in study period because he ripped off one of my Rush albums ( but then, Serge Isabella went and beat the crap out of me). I got deflowered by three girls in my hotel room during a choir field trip to Washington D.C., and I was completely ga ga over a girl named Linda Freeman in Ms. Uberto's class- OH WAIT A SECOND! Something does stick out! I just remembered that one time in Drama class, Al Dumapit nearly severed my head off with his family heirloom samurai sword when he was swinging it around his head and didn't see me behind him! If I hadn't ducked...

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