School Story:
it was 8:00 at night. three of us were all dressed up for the school play- (we were in it)-i had brown shoe polish all over my face and a military uniform and we had to walk across campus for something. some cowboy was lingering in the shadows and came up to us and got in my face and said " what do you think you're Barney Badass?!"
oh yeah and one time i fell asleep in mr. spencer's (RIP) math class and he slammed a yardstick down on my desk and i jumped three feet and everyone was staring!
