Robert Stockton
Jim Knots was my favorite coach, high school or college. That is saying something because I was fortunate to have had several excellent coaches.
I’m sure those whose only exposure to Coach Knots was being in his gym class would not have the feelings that I do, particularly if you had the bad luck to be in the gym on one of his “punishment days” which occurred when some class member did something egregious. The last one I remember was the day after coach caught a couple of dummies leaving the locker room before the bell rang, a flagrant error. Since coach was big on team spirit, the whole class got to share in the fun. Fun that day was running a never-ending lap around the gym. Every few minutes, when the whistle blew, we got to stop for a dozen or so pushups, leg-lifts, or the ever popular six count squat thrusts. Then back to running until the next whistle, the whole period. Good times.
If you wanted to wrestle at THS, if nothing else you were going to be in shape. I vividly remember my first practice as a thirteen year old freshman. After two hours of doing all manner of strangeness, coach had us, four at a time, hanging from the parallel bars with our legs crossed doing pull-ups to his count. When the first group was done, he told them, “Okay do fifty laps and hit showers.” FIFTY LAPS! Up to that point, my idea of a long run was a hundred yard dash. When I finally made it through the pull-ups and got to the running, I remember thinking, worriedly, that he couldn’t possibly be counting laps for everyone, could he? I don’t remember how many I did, but it was short of fifty. The next day the team size was down by almost half.
In class or in practice, he did not project a warm persona. It was two years before I started to think I liked him, but before the end I had come to appreciate the things I had learned from him and it was more than just wrestling or football.
Now to the story part. It was senior year, if my memory is right, the week before the state meet. Only state qualifiers were still practicing. Joe Halonen, Jerry Wiebeck and I had been talking about how a life chapter was coming to an end and that we should do something, something special, something that had never been done, and wouldn’t be again. By then we had already gotten good at doing things that proved we weren’t always playing with a full deck, but what we were contemplating was border line death wish, near suicidal. We were going to red-belly the coach. I’m not sure who had the idea, but my money is on Joe, he made a hobby of trying to get me trouble.
Well at the end of practice, after having sworn a blood oath, we grabbed coach when his back was turned and got him down on the mat. I had an arm, Joe had an arm, and Jerry had the legs. I’m not sure who did the honors, but coach’s belly did turn red, all the while he was spewing a litany of unrepeatable, though educational phrases. It was somewhere around then that I started to realize this might not end well.
When enough red had been achieved, Joe yelled out, “On three… One… two..” Sure I leapt up on two, blood oath notwithstanding. So did Joe and Jerry, all having the same idea, not to get caught. Well, he did latch on to Jerry.
Remember, Jerry was probably the strongest guy in the school. Coach rolled and twisted him in ways last seen during the Spanish Inquisition, ending with some kind of choke hold. Up to then, Joe and I were standing close by, mesmerized. When Jerry started turning blue we snapped out of it and started yelling at the coach to let go, being careful to stay out of arm’s reach. Finally, he loosened his grip and started, slowly, to his feet, like a bear eager for another victim. Me, I was backing away, neck hairs straight up, ready to run. I don’t think he said anything to us, the look he threw at us said enough. If we had a special kind of \punishment day, my mind has blanked it out. In fact, I don’t recall a word about it being spoken in public.
It wasn’t many years later that I learned that the coach has passed away. I remember feeling a sadness then. I still do when some of the guys get together and the BS starts flowing thick, because it’s always said by someone that he was taken much too soon.
Jim, you may not have been a great man, there really aren’t any, but you were a great coach and an even better friend. You are still missed.
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