Jacob Reynolds

Yes

Wow, 8000 characters to say where I live? I live in Richland on Franklin St.

I have lived in California, but that was when I was a baby. I have also lived in Olympia, Moscow Idaho, and Pennsylvania.

I live in Richland, so my family comes back to visit me.

I am married to Karen Hedengren (now Reynolds), who went to Richland High. We married six years ago.

No children and even less grand children. The rumor at work is that my fat belly is the reason we have no children, but that is not the sole reason.

I am a manager of chemists and chemical engineers at the Hanford tank farm.

Pizza hut delivery driver, Skippers Seafood, mover, chemist, lab assistant, “Research Assistant”, introductory soil science instructor, soil scientist, pedologist, college drop out, chemical engineer, punk rocker, and materials scientist.

I would like emphasize that being a pedologist is different than being a pedophile.

What is really pathetic is that I thought I would be roughly what I am now (accept for the management part). I did, however, have higher aspirations than working at Hanford in between then and now, I just didn't do them.

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Fly-fish, steelhead fish, read, play the stock market, party, play the guitar (If you come here me play guitar some time, you will be able to tell that I do not have a lot of spare time).

I do not have any gray hair, but I do have noticeably less hair than I did in high school.

We love to travel around the Northwest. I do lots of day trips.

Mt. Rainier or the Olympic Forest. Hawaii and the Alaskan Coast are also favorites.

Orlando, Florida (Maybe Hawaii is farther, I would have to get out a globe)

I would like to go pretty much everywhere. I have never been outside of North America, or to Mexico, or Eastern Canada.

Courtney Love, Chris Novelesic, Nate Mendal. All of the people in the bands Green Day and Built to Spill, as well as a lot of other bands that were big at the time but are now long forgotten.

I worked at Pizza Hut Delivery in Richland. I worked the lunch shift a lot. I would often deliver pizzas to friends from high school, who had good jobs at Hanford. They would go to work in nice clothes and I would deliver pizzas to them in my Pizza Hut costume. Eventually, that got embarrassing, so I went to college.

I also started a band called “The Public Restrooms”, Later, I was in the bands “Intestinal Fortitude” , “Captain Popcorn and the Pinhead Marching Band” as well as “The Mistakes”. You may have heard our theme song “My Mother said I was a mistake”.

Please, it is bad enough I have to answer this for my performance appraisals at work.

That I , once an ultra skinny guy, am now a fat guy.

reynoldsjacob@hotmail.com