Brian Cabaniss

Profile Updated: January 7, 2009
Residing In: Roanoke, VA USA
Spouse/Partner: Michelle
Current Occupation: US Branch Manager (just a glorified travel agent)
Children: Callie Astrid Lucille Cabaniss - born 2005
Jacob Landon Duffield Shaw (stepson) - born 1996 but More…the only "steps" in our house go to the basement
College(s) Attended:

The University of South Carolina

Where Else Have You Lived?:

Columbia, SC
Atlanta, GA
Tampa, FL

Specialties:

Leaving the house with my fly open.
Approaching intersections as the light turns red.

Past Jobs:

Making cole slaw for Long John Silvers
Cleaning ashtrays at Allstate
Building playgrounds in parks
Waiting, Bartending, Managing in restaurants
Corporate travel manager

Pets:

Tipper, Gordo, Brandywine(dogs) Pennie, Luna(cats) and 14 fish

Zodiac Sign:

Astrology is bunk

Honors and Awards:

Yeah, RIGHT!

Comments:

Go Knights
Go Gamecocks
Go Braves
Go Redskins

I am happy to be back in ROA. I attended The University of South Carolina and their football team has broken my heart for over 25 years now. I was married once before (never marry a yankee). Michelle is a keeper though (Franklin Co. class of 90). I was present at the launch of the Hubble telescope and have met 6 of the 12 moonwalkers. I know y'all have cute kids, but Callie is the most adorable thing on the planet. I miss Belinda Minnnick, Piedmont Airlines, The Far Side, The Ground Round, Johnny Carson, the French Quarter, cigarettes, and Lakeside. I don't miss the Cold War, disco, Milwaukee's Beast, or "feathering" my hair back in the mirror for hours and putting the plastic comb in my back pocket. I would love to hear from anyone who wants to say hey.

Favorite Vacation Destination:

Moon (someday)

States You've Visited (not just passed through):

VA NC SC GA FL AL NY NJ PA CA TN IL WI KS ME MD VT WV HI AZ

Foreign Places You've Visited:

France Italy Switzerland Canada

Favorite Movie:

Fantasia, Blues Brothers, Bull Durham, Animal Crackers, The Natural

Favorite Actor:

Tom Hanks

Favorite Music Group/Artist:

REM, Rolling Stones, Clash, Ramones, Lloyd Cole, U2, Police, Cure, Beatles, B52s, Depeche Mode, Talking Heads, Smiths, Who (not listed in order)

Favorite Song:

How Soon Is Now---The Smiths

Favorite / Relevant Lyrics:

"I wasn't lookin' too good, but I was feelin' real well!"---Keith Richards in the Stones' song, "Before They Make Me Run" on the "Some Girls" album

Favorite Food:

Szechuan, Hunan, Italian, Thai, Mexican, seafood

High School Crush:

Too many to mention (all female though)

Favorite Quote or Snappy Comeback:

I was violating my standards faster than I could lower them.---Robin Williams
I left the Earth 3 times and found no place else to go, so take care of spaceship Earth.---Wally Schirra
I don't wish to belong to any club that would accept someone like me as a member.---Groucho
And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.---Lennon/McCartney

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Posted: Mar 09, 2014 at 12:00 AM
Almost as good looking as 25 years ago
Posted: Mar 07, 2014 at 12:00 AM
I TOLD ya she was the cutest thing on the planet!
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2005
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