Troy Winstead

By the time you read this I might be getting out on parole for the third time. Send money or magazines!
Just joking!!!
Life has been very good to me and my family. Still living in Roxboro. I've traveled all over the US and most recently Switzerland i.e. the Alps Mts, Austria, Italy and Liechtenstein on business. All these places are real close together so seeing them was easy. Met a lot of really nice people in my travels and some weirdos too. I love being home the most. Getting married for the second time SOMEDAY...
Can't believe it's been 20 years. Boy if I knew then what I know now.

-Alcohol and w%#d.
-Hardee's, Van Club, Archie's and the Flamingo Lounge!
-Guzzling down quartz(s) of Colt 45 before the bus would run then belching on people.
-Mr. Clack's class with Troy Barnette cracking jokes on everyone and Chris Bailey laughing so hard tears would come down.
-Going on my first date and parking in a cow pasture. A bad thunder storm came up. I felt the car moving. Just as the lightning flashed I looked up and seen this big ass bull licking the window. I thought it was the devil. Scared the crap out of the us.
-Accidently dropping an Alka-Seltzer into Ms. Collier's fish tank and killing her fish. Later I found out someone else had done that same thing to her before. She was so mad she cried. Then later on that summer I saw her and some guy at the same apartmant complex my sister lives, playing tennis. I called her name to say hello and apologize. I guess the sun was blinding her because she kept asking who was that calling her name. I thought she was just playing like she didn't see me. Then she recognized me and screamed to the top of her lungs "Oh no it's Troy that boy from my class!" and they both took off running. For real, running like I was chasing them!
-Riding and drinking with my cousins on a rainy night. Got stuck on a steep hill. Went to a house to ask them to call a tow truck. They called the sheriff instead. Sheriff gets there and both cousins run leaving me behind. Sheriff starts talking to me. Truck starts sliding down the hill and rolled on to its side. All my beer and wine wasted. The sheriff says, "Boy yo momma's going to kill you!" and lets me go.
-Need I say more. Can't remember much else but I know it was FUN!